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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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« Reply #221 on: March 31, 2014, 05:13 AM »
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not french woman, i need french beauty with curves and really beautiful features. ;)

I'm not a miracle worker and I don't know any models. Any woman will do for you.  ;)
 

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« Reply #222 on: March 31, 2014, 07:54 AM »
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I'm not a miracle worker and I don't know any models. Any woman will do for you.  ;)
no at least a good looking female.
and what is your woman connection.
and I won't give you rocky till then ;)
 

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« Reply #223 on: March 31, 2014, 09:12 AM »
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no at least a good looking female.
and what is your woman connection.
and I won't give you rocky till then ;)

You do realize that women have preference too. One cannot simply ask for someone higher than his grid  :D

Just someone perfect for you. Don't you trust me?
 

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« Reply #224 on: March 31, 2014, 07:05 PM »
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no at least a good looking female.
and what is your woman connection.
and I won't give you rocky till then ;)
??? youre holding him for a ransom?

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« Reply #225 on: March 31, 2014, 07:08 PM »
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??? youre holding him for a ransom?

cruel, isn't he?
 

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« Reply #226 on: March 31, 2014, 07:21 PM »
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cruel, isn't he?
;D inhumane!

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« Reply #227 on: March 31, 2014, 07:23 PM »
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;D inhumane!

Let's cal PETA  :sign0085:
 

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« Reply #228 on: March 31, 2014, 07:37 PM »
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Let's cal PETA  :sign0085:
more effective , lets call supergirl  :D :D :D she'll set him straight  >:D

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« Reply #229 on: March 31, 2014, 07:38 PM »
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more effective , lets call supergirl  :D :D :D she'll set him straight  >:D

Supergirl's power is too powerful for the likes of him  ;)
 

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« Reply #230 on: March 31, 2014, 07:46 PM »
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Supergirl's power is too powerful for the likes of him  ;)
so youre saying he's not worth her power  :tearsofjoy:

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« Reply #231 on: March 31, 2014, 08:00 PM »
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so youre saying he's not worth her power  :tearsofjoy:

EXACTLY  :P
 

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« Reply #232 on: March 31, 2014, 08:05 PM »
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EXACTLY  :P
I'd still like to see it happen  :D :D :D

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« Reply #233 on: March 31, 2014, 08:18 PM »
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I'd still like to see it happen  :D :D :D

Tell  Frenchy that  :P
 

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« Reply #234 on: March 31, 2014, 08:23 PM »
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Tell  Frenchy that  :P
later  :P when he REALLY deserves it  >:D

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« Reply #235 on: March 31, 2014, 08:25 PM »
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later  :P when he REALLY deserves it  >:D

What's the possible reason?
 

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« Reply #236 on: March 31, 2014, 08:31 PM »
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What's the possible reason?
:D :D Because he's NIN

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« Reply #237 on: March 31, 2014, 08:34 PM »
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:D :D Because he's NIN

 :D :D
 

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« Reply #238 on: April 01, 2014, 01:23 AM »
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??? youre holding him for a ransom?
what, can't a guy have fun in Europe ;)
 

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« Reply #239 on: April 01, 2014, 01:25 AM »
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more effective , lets call supergirl  :D :D :D she'll set him straight  >:D
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Supergirl's power is too powerful for the likes of him  ;)
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so youre saying he's not worth her power  :tearsofjoy:
She won't dare to do anything to me, she is a good friend of mine ;)

 

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« Reply #240 on: April 01, 2014, 01:28 AM »
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She won't dare to do anything to me, she is a good friend of mine ;)

Nothing to add on that  ;)