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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #261 on: April 02, 2014, 04:23 AM »
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I don't wish for anything, stranger.
Lollipop have wishes, but she can't say them
 

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« Reply #262 on: April 02, 2014, 04:56 AM »
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Lollipop have wishes, but she can't say them

I know what stranger wants  :D
 

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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #263 on: April 02, 2014, 05:03 AM »
Really, lollipop
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #264 on: April 02, 2014, 06:15 AM »
Yes, stranger
 

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« Reply #265 on: April 02, 2014, 07:56 AM »
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Yes, stranger
yes to what lollipop
 

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« Reply #266 on: April 02, 2014, 08:07 AM »
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yes to what lollipop

Yes...I know your fantasy, stranger.  ;D
 

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« Reply #267 on: April 02, 2014, 08:24 AM »
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Yes...I know your fantasy, stranger.  ;D
do you lollipop
 

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« Reply #268 on: April 02, 2014, 07:08 PM »
okay so let me get this straight;
Niobe=lollipop?
Ninjumper=stranger?
quietgirlwiththebook=cookie?

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« Reply #269 on: April 02, 2014, 08:03 PM »
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okay so let me get this straight;
Niobe=lollipop?
Ninjumper=stranger?
quietgirlwiththebook=cookie?

He got a sweet tooth  :D :D
 

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« Reply #270 on: April 02, 2014, 08:05 PM »
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He got a sweet tooth  :D :D
;D apparently

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« Reply #271 on: April 02, 2014, 08:23 PM »
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;D apparently

I don't like to be called lollipop  :-X
 

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« Reply #272 on: April 02, 2014, 08:28 PM »
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I don't like to be called lollipop  :-X
;D it's cute

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« Reply #273 on: April 02, 2014, 08:49 PM »
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;D it's cute

It's not  :-\
 

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« Reply #274 on: April 02, 2014, 09:02 PM »
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It's not  :-\
;D it's cute like cookie is cute  >:D payback time

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« Reply #275 on: April 02, 2014, 09:04 PM »
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;D it's cute like cookie is cute  >:D payback time

Fine  :-* Used to be called lollipop anyway  ;)
 

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« Reply #276 on: April 02, 2014, 09:21 PM »
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Fine  :-* Used to be called lollipop anyway  ;)
:o ;D by who?

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« Reply #277 on: April 02, 2014, 09:31 PM »
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:o ;D by who?

From RL  ;)
 

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« Reply #278 on: April 02, 2014, 09:32 PM »
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From RL  ;)
;D by your BF? or family?

ps good bye niobe  :-* :-*
tell nin i was happy he came early for two minutes  :P

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« Reply #279 on: April 02, 2014, 09:43 PM »
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;D by your BF? or family?

ps good bye niobe  :-* :-*
tell nin i was happy he came early for two minutes  :P

Friend  :-* :-*

Goodbye brat. I know I'll see you tomorrow  :-*
 

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« Reply #280 on: April 02, 2014, 11:58 PM »
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;D by your BF? or family?

ps good bye niobe  :-* :-*
tell nin i was happy he came early for two minutes  :P
You can write, so i can read.
well, don't worry, it was not a good thing to come so early.