Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

believe me I know 
 What time was it when you came on?

I came online around 9:40 in the morning.

OH!! you need to come on earlier everyday now!! 

Yeah..freaking timezone 

Yeah..freaking timezone 

TIMEZONE 

OH! a RL nin? 

Hmmm... 

does this ,as you say, man whore have a GF of his own? 

Nope None, officially at least.

then that's why  no girl to control him 

I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to be controlled..not now, at least 

ahh.. so im guessing he doesn't want to get married 

I know he would be. We are all waiting for that girl that will wreck his single life 

ill be waiting for you to dish the dirt
man am i nosy 

And he is commitment phobic 

of course he is
how's your life? (BF included) 

 

cat got your tongue?