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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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« Reply #321 on: April 05, 2014, 07:37 AM »
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You know the book of Kamasutra was from here ;)

Well, practicing it to oneself doesn't count as trick or experience.
 

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« Reply #322 on: April 05, 2014, 07:43 AM »
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Well, practicing it to oneself doesn't count as trick or experience.
who said I did it on oneself
 

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« Reply #323 on: April 05, 2014, 08:07 AM »
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who said I did it on oneself

You did  :-*
 

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« Reply #324 on: April 05, 2014, 07:20 PM »
 got you there nin  ;D

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« Reply #325 on: April 05, 2014, 07:25 PM »
And he'll deny it as always.
 

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« Reply #326 on: April 05, 2014, 07:33 PM »
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And he'll deny it as always.
:D :D :D well he is a guy so...

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« Reply #327 on: April 05, 2014, 07:36 PM »
Not all guys are like that  :laugh:
 

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« Reply #328 on: April 05, 2014, 07:43 PM »
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Not all guys are like that  :laugh:
oh really?  ;D are your cousins not like that?

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« Reply #329 on: April 05, 2014, 07:54 PM »
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oh really?  ;D are your cousins not like that?

i said people  :D :D

I sometimes swear they are from other dimension  :P
 

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« Reply #330 on: April 05, 2014, 07:56 PM »
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i said people  :D :D

I sometimes swear they are from other dimension  :P
:D :D :D hey wait, how old are they and which ones act like children?  :P

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« Reply #331 on: April 05, 2014, 09:31 PM »
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:D :D :D hey wait, how old are they and which ones act like children?  :P

All of them act same..like 3 years old  :D
 

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« Reply #332 on: April 05, 2014, 09:45 PM »
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All of them act same..like 3 years old  :D
??? really? then how are you able to communicate well with them  :D :D

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« Reply #333 on: April 05, 2014, 09:47 PM »
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??? really? then how are you able to communicate well with them  :D :D

act as a 3 year old as well  :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #334 on: April 05, 2014, 09:51 PM »
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act as a 3 year old as well  :D :D :D
??? how do you communicate with them?

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« Reply #335 on: April 05, 2014, 09:52 PM »
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??? how do you communicate with them?

with this--->  :strong: :strong: :strong: :strong:
 

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« Reply #336 on: April 05, 2014, 10:13 PM »
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with this--->  :strong: :strong: :strong: :strong:
:D :D :D :D don't even need to use your force, you just show them your arm and they cower away?

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« Reply #337 on: April 05, 2014, 10:14 PM »
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:D :D :D :D don't even need to use your force, you just show them your arm and they cower away?

 :D :D :D

Yeah. I can be pretty mean when I want to  >:D
 

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« Reply #338 on: April 05, 2014, 10:27 PM »
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:D :D :D

Yeah. I can be pretty mean when I want to  >:D
:D :D :D same here.  ;D just ask my sisters
 8) wouldn't want to make you mad

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« Reply #339 on: April 05, 2014, 10:33 PM »
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:D :D :D same here.  ;D just ask my sisters
 8) wouldn't want to make you mad

I am not very patient so they don't test it. One of my kid cousin who was being a meanie got locked up in our bathroom. I did not open he begged he'll be a good boy.  :D
 

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« Reply #340 on: April 05, 2014, 10:50 PM »
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I am not very patient so they don't test it. One of my kid cousin who was being a meanie got locked up in our bathroom. I did not open he begged he'll be a good boy.  :D
:D :D :D :D :D poor kid!
 ;D I am patient but once i reach my limit  8) then i explode ,  ;D as my sisters like to say, and i become very mean and i yell a lot  :-\ not proud of it

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