Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

OH!  excuse me! Cats got your tongue?

 

just hope you're happy 

I guess I am 

OH!! you need to come on earlier everyday now!! 

I would, but i sleep late, and wake up late 

this man whore friend who calls us his, girl friends cupcake and candy 

Good to know, i call you both cookie and lollipop 

aww  like me 

ps i have to get off now  someone else has to use it 

aww  like me 

ps i have to get off now  someone else has to use it 

at least i'm no man whore.
why would i sell my body to earn money.

Like they would throw away their hard earned money 

Hey, there is always the first timer and old timers 

Not unless you go for free trial  and that's still questionable 

That won't do me good, i can charge minimum wage for this, what is minimum wage for this.

You think you can upped yourself to a minimum wage range? 

I think, i know few tricks

Magic tricks are so yesterday 

You know the book of Kamasutra was from here