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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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« Reply #341 on: April 05, 2014, 11:14 PM »
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:D :D :D :D :D poor kid!
 ;D I am patient but once i reach my limit  8) then i explode ,  ;D as my sisters like to say, and i become very mean and i yell a lot  :-\ not proud of it

They're evil..they deserve it. I'm talking bout your sisters. :D
 

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« Reply #342 on: April 05, 2014, 11:19 PM »
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They're evil..they deserve it. I'm talking bout your sisters. :D
:D :D :D they are satan's minions sent to annoy me to no end  ;D
but, well sometimes they really do deserve it . but others  :-\ ... i yell too much.

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« Reply #343 on: April 06, 2014, 01:14 AM »
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:D :D :D they are satan's minions sent to annoy me to no end  ;D
but, well sometimes they really do deserve it . but others  :-\ ... i yell too much.

You mean sometimes you're evil yourself  ;D
 

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« Reply #344 on: April 07, 2014, 01:46 AM »
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You did  :-*
That's what i said you did  >:D

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got you there nin  ;D
Don't just say yes because she said :P
She herself did it for me  :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #345 on: April 07, 2014, 01:47 AM »
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I am not very patient so they don't test it. One of my kid cousin who was being a meanie got locked up in our bathroom. I did not open he begged he'll be a good boy.  :D
locking boys in bathroom and scaring them, such a macho movie :P
 

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« Reply #346 on: April 07, 2014, 03:25 AM »
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locking boys in bathroom and scaring them, such a macho movie :P

And your point?  ;)
 

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« Reply #347 on: April 07, 2014, 03:27 AM »
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And your point?  ;)
That you are scary  :P
Like anna Faris from scary movie :P
 

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« Reply #348 on: April 07, 2014, 03:48 AM »
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That you are scary  :P
Like anna Faris from scary movie :P

Only with mean and bad kids  :D
 

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« Reply #349 on: April 07, 2014, 04:02 AM »
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Only with mean and bad kids  :D
good, but i think you are a bad girl ;)
 

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« Reply #350 on: April 07, 2014, 07:27 AM »
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good, but i think you are a bad girl ;)

Nope  :angel:
 

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« Reply #351 on: April 07, 2014, 09:25 PM »
 :D :D :D ;D aren't you a bad-ass?

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« Reply #352 on: April 07, 2014, 09:26 PM »
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:D :D :D ;D aren't you a bad-ass?

I have other side  :D
 

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« Reply #353 on: April 07, 2014, 10:01 PM »
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I have other side  :D
like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide ?  :D :D :D :D

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« Reply #354 on: April 07, 2014, 10:38 PM »
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like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide ?  :D :D :D :D

No silly  :D Face off  >:D
 

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« Reply #355 on: April 08, 2014, 06:57 AM »
Two Face ?
 

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« Reply #356 on: April 08, 2014, 09:40 AM »
 ::)
 

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« Reply #357 on: April 08, 2014, 11:03 PM »
 :ghost:
 

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« Reply #358 on: April 09, 2014, 07:57 PM »
 :D that's not scary to her nin
this is  :snake:  :D :D

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« Reply #359 on: April 09, 2014, 08:44 PM »
 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
 

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« Reply #360 on: April 10, 2014, 01:48 AM »
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??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
You should not be afraid of snakes, till i am here.