Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

This snake talk is making me dizzy 

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Haha...my kind of humour! 

glad you're having fun 

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i take it that that is your favorite word 

  i'm picking on him so much today 

He's not on to defend his honor 

  I KNOW!! he needs to sleep less

Babies need 10 hour sleep 

hey, sleep is beautiful
it's to keep his face PRETTY 

Then he needs another hour or two as it isn't working 

that's why he gets as much as possible.
on that note,  i need to get off soon so i can get up early tomorrow  i need my beauty sleep

  He didn't defend his honor 

Because he doesn't have one 

OH!!!    mean!

hey,  but didn't you say, yesterday, that he did have one?

Well, he did not defend it so yeah, I stand to be corrected 

  so you're saying because he didn't defend it he lost it?
  did you take it from him? 

What the heck will I do with his honor? It's not like I can trade it with something valuable. 

you could take it and hide it from him that way he spends the rest of his time looking for it