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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #401 on: April 13, 2014, 09:51 PM »
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;D you could take it and hide it from him that way he spends the rest of his time looking for it  >:D :D

I can give it to you for safekeeping  ;)
 

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« Reply #402 on: April 13, 2014, 10:20 PM »
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I can give it to you for safekeeping  ;)
:o you want to keep it safe?

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« Reply #403 on: April 13, 2014, 10:21 PM »
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:o you want to keep it safe?

Of course..who knows, maybe in time it will be of value  ;)
 

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« Reply #404 on: April 13, 2014, 11:01 PM »
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Of course..who knows, maybe in time it will be of value  ;)
like a penny?   8)
i don't think his honor would be very safe around all of my little devil sisters  :D :D

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« Reply #405 on: April 13, 2014, 11:05 PM »
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like a penny?   8)
i don't think his honor would be very safe around all of my little devil sisters  :D :D

The can play with it. We can tape it back  :-\ :-\
 

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« Reply #406 on: April 13, 2014, 11:34 PM »
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The can play with it. We can tape it back  :-\ :-\
oh? so it's like a paper?  :D :D :D :D it must be really fragile  8)

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« Reply #407 on: April 13, 2014, 11:41 PM »
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oh? so it's like a paper?  :D :D :D :D it must be really fragile  8)

It is...and it's just pea sized  8)
 

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« Reply #408 on: April 14, 2014, 12:03 AM »
 :D :D :D where's the rest of it?

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« Reply #409 on: April 14, 2014, 12:07 AM »
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:D :D :D where's the rest of it?

That is the size of his honor  :D
 

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« Reply #410 on: April 14, 2014, 07:38 PM »
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That is the size of his honor  :D
;D how does he earn more? can we give him tests?  >:D

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« Reply #411 on: April 14, 2014, 07:54 PM »
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;D how does he earn more? can we give him tests?  >:D

Psychological tests?  :laugh:
 

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« Reply #412 on: April 14, 2014, 08:09 PM »
and rings of fire to jump through  :D :D >:D

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« Reply #413 on: April 14, 2014, 08:23 PM »
Are we going to open a carnival  :o
 

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« Reply #414 on: April 14, 2014, 08:30 PM »
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Are we going to open a carnival  :o
:D :D :D HELL YEAH!!
especially if nin is going to be the main act  >:D

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« Reply #415 on: April 14, 2014, 08:36 PM »
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:D :D :D HELL YEAH!!
especially if nin is going to be the main act  >:D

And what are you going to do?  :D
 

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« Reply #416 on: April 14, 2014, 08:58 PM »
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And what are you going to do?  :D
make him jump through hoops of fire and ride an elephant in his pretty pink outfit   :D :D >:D

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« Reply #417 on: April 14, 2014, 09:29 PM »
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make him jump through hoops of fire and ride an elephant in his pretty pink outfit   :D :D >:D

And what about you?  :D
 

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« Reply #418 on: April 14, 2014, 09:31 PM »
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And what about you?  :D
:) I'll be the conductor.
what will you be?

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« Reply #419 on: April 14, 2014, 10:25 PM »
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:) I'll be the conductor.
what will you be?

I am the owner of the carnival of course  ;D
 

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« Reply #420 on: April 14, 2014, 10:35 PM »
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I am the owner of the carnival of course  ;D
;D then how much do i get paid?  :-* :-*

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