Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

I can give it to you for safekeeping 

you want to keep it safe?

Of course..who knows, maybe in time it will be of value 

like a penny?   
i don't think his honor would be very safe around all of my little devil sisters 

The can play with it. We can tape it back 

oh? so it's like a paper?  it must be really fragile 

  where's the rest of it?

That is the size of his honor 

how does he earn more? can we give him tests? 

and rings of fire to jump through 

Are we going to open a carnival 

HELL YEAH!!
especially if nin is going to be the main act 

And what are you going to do? 

make him jump through hoops of fire and ride an elephant in his pretty pink outfit   

And what about you? 

I'll be the conductor.
what will you be?

I am the owner of the carnival of course 

then how much do i get paid?