Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

hope it doesn't jeopardize his relationship with his GF 

 

You saying i like Edward, when i haven't read the book 

OH! i know it, you are telling me about your crush

You can have both of them 

Awwww....don't cry. I'm not going to take Edward away 

Hey, i don't want edward, alright.
No one is worth my time Except Scarlet

Not Ryan Reynolds?

What? 

WHo is Ryan Reynolds.
We have a company Reynolds here, which makes pen.

Playing coy is not so you 

i'm not coy.

So, what are you doing?

Talking to a Loca