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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #441 on: April 17, 2014, 09:24 PM »
Okay..you keep that up. He loves Edward Cullen  :D
 

Offline quietgirlwiththebook

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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #442 on: April 17, 2014, 09:33 PM »
hope it doesn't jeopardize his relationship with his GF  :D :D

Things change
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #443 on: April 18, 2014, 11:30 PM »
Do you think she's Bella like?  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #444 on: April 18, 2014, 11:46 PM »
 :o
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #445 on: April 18, 2014, 11:54 PM »
What?  :P
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #446 on: April 19, 2014, 12:00 AM »
You saying i like Edward, when i haven't read the book  >:D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #447 on: April 19, 2014, 12:16 AM »
I know you'r a twilight fan  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #448 on: April 19, 2014, 12:20 AM »
OH! i know it, you are telling me about your crush :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #449 on: April 19, 2014, 12:36 AM »
Yes, while you tell me I can have Jacob cause Edward is yours. ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #450 on: April 19, 2014, 01:06 AM »
You can have both of them  :D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #451 on: April 19, 2014, 01:13 AM »
Awwww....don't cry. I'm not going to take Edward away  ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #452 on: April 19, 2014, 01:44 AM »
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Awwww....don't cry. I'm not going to take Edward away  ;)
Hey, i don't want edward, alright.
No one is worth my time Except Scarlet
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #453 on: April 19, 2014, 01:52 AM »
Not Ryan Reynolds? :D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #454 on: April 19, 2014, 02:35 AM »
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Not Ryan Reynolds? :D
???
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #455 on: April 19, 2014, 04:46 AM »
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???

What?  :P
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #456 on: April 19, 2014, 04:57 AM »
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What?  :P
WHo is Ryan Reynolds.
We have a company Reynolds here, which makes pen.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #457 on: April 19, 2014, 05:02 AM »
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WHo is Ryan Reynolds.
We have a company Reynolds here, which makes pen.

Playing coy is not so you  :P
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #458 on: April 19, 2014, 05:40 AM »
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Playing coy is not so you  :P
i'm not coy.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #459 on: April 19, 2014, 05:50 AM »
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i'm not coy.

So, what are you doing?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #460 on: April 19, 2014, 05:58 AM »
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So, what are you doing?
Talking to a Loca