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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #481 on: April 21, 2014, 05:34 AM »
*Niobe smacks Nin's head*

Stop daydreaming.
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #482 on: April 21, 2014, 05:35 AM »
Why the heck niobe cares, when she is with Sean.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #483 on: April 21, 2014, 06:09 AM »
You should be supporting me. I thought we're friends.
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #484 on: April 21, 2014, 06:13 AM »
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You should be supporting me. I thought we're friends.
I am that's why i went out when you were stripping him with your poker skills
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #485 on: April 21, 2014, 06:18 AM »
Good friend. Thanks
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #486 on: April 21, 2014, 06:19 AM »
AM i ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #487 on: April 21, 2014, 06:29 AM »
Yes
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #488 on: April 22, 2014, 12:02 AM »
i am touched.
You said i'm a good friend.
Soon best friend.
then .....  ^-^
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #489 on: April 22, 2014, 12:12 AM »
Soon, you can be my brother  :-* that's the next step after best friends  :laugh:
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #490 on: April 22, 2014, 12:40 AM »
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Soon, you can be my brother  :-* that's the next step after best friends  :laugh:
OH! brother, really you will do that to me.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #491 on: April 22, 2014, 01:05 AM »
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OH! brother, really you will do that to me.

Okay, so BFF ???
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #492 on: April 22, 2014, 01:36 AM »
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Okay, so BFF ???
Okay Boy Friend Forever  :-* :-*
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #493 on: April 22, 2014, 01:58 AM »
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Okay Boy Friend Forever  :-* :-*

Darn it. You are sneaky  :D :D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #494 on: April 22, 2014, 02:06 AM »
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Darn it. You are sneaky  :D :D
Hey, it is your mistake   :D :D :D
and i took the opportunity
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #495 on: April 22, 2014, 02:22 AM »
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Hey, it is your mistake   :D :D :D
and i took the opportunity
I forgot I was talking to you. Fine. Take that as your first and last goal. I'll be a very thorough goalkeeper next time  >:D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #496 on: April 22, 2014, 02:24 AM »
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I forgot I was talking to you. Fine. Take that as your first and last goal. I'll be a very thorough goalkeeper next time  >:D
oh goal keeper i will roll it between your legs ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #497 on: April 22, 2014, 02:27 AM »
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oh goal keeper i will roll it between your legs ;)

Are you imagining yourself as a ball now?  ;D
 

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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #498 on: April 22, 2014, 02:35 AM »
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Are you imagining yourself as a ball now?  ;D
no i already have ball, just gonna roll it between your legs ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #499 on: April 22, 2014, 02:51 AM »
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no i already have ball, just gonna roll it between your legs ;)

Well, like I said..as if I'll let you  :P
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #500 on: April 22, 2014, 03:59 AM »
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Well, like I said..as if I'll let you  :P
You will because i will wrong foot you and your instinct will make you jump one side and i will slide the ball under you  :D :D