Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

I am talking about you, lying that you know Ryan Reynolds 

really who is she ?

Okay, so go on and play the coy game with me.

What game ?

Really this is a kind of game.

Yes, we are playing games 

OH is it Strip poker kind of game ?

Yes, and I'm winning...

Naughty girl wanna see me strip naked 

Oh, sorry. You were playing but you were caught cheating so you were booted off the game. It was me and Sean playing.

You wish 

Go and cheer for me. You'll get to see Sean naked too. 

GO NIOBE 

AWWWW..okay, i'll let you take a peek on Sean. No touching him though.

You can have him all, i will find myself some other guy.

Then why are you still here and waiting for him to strip? 

Are you sure that is me.

Sorry, i am out of club chatting with a girl.