Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

You did it for free 

oh did i?  i don't remember that.
then why am i a billionaire now? 

No, you did it for free because you love me 

okay 
that's reason enough 
  all i have to do is announce nin's performances right?

You forgot your performance with the Lions, brat 

OH! that's right i get to tame them

scared of me now?

  the only thing that is ludicrous is that you threw peanuts at a hungry lion

That's no way ludicrous
You and lion were boring me, i was made promise by your Ticket seller it will be Hair raising, dare devil act by a teenager.

And it was until you decided to come onstage with your clown mask and make jokes that no one found funny 

we have to find nin's leotard first 

He is already wearing it  Go and take off his robe 

oh 
i couldn't see it under his pink plush robe 

And darn..can you see the glitters all over his neck? 

that is going to be extremely hard to get off

The question is, does he ever want to wash it off?  You know he loves to be sparkly and all 

he's a vampire?