• June 03, 2026, 06:49 PM
• Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
Perusing The Shelves

Author Topic: the outhouse  (Read 40881 times)

Booklover

  • Guest
the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
The following users thanked this post: nina8, hiraina, Etal

Advertisement


Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #521 on: April 24, 2014, 07:09 AM »
I'm guessing you will tell me  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #522 on: April 25, 2014, 12:45 AM »
no, i won't because i don't know myself  :D :D :D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #523 on: April 25, 2014, 01:15 AM »
Pfffft..and here you're always claiming that you know everything :unamused:
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #524 on: April 25, 2014, 01:20 AM »
when did i said that to you ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #525 on: April 25, 2014, 01:23 AM »
ALL
THE
TIME
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #526 on: April 25, 2014, 01:29 AM »
Okay, i think you must be right.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #527 on: April 25, 2014, 01:32 AM »
Very compliant. Why is that?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #528 on: April 25, 2014, 01:37 AM »
Don't want to fight
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #529 on: April 25, 2014, 01:39 AM »
aren't you starting one?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #530 on: April 25, 2014, 01:40 AM »
Okay
Guess i did.
 

Offline quietgirlwiththebook

  • The Best Brat
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Posts: 3144
  • Thanked: 122 times
  • Rating : 138
  • This place makes me nostalgic
Re: the outhouse
« Reply #531 on: May 23, 2014, 06:20 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
ALL
THE
TIME
:D :D :iagree: 
lubs you nin :-* :-*

Things change
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #532 on: May 23, 2014, 07:01 PM »
 :-*
 

Offline quietgirlwiththebook

  • The Best Brat
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Posts: 3144
  • Thanked: 122 times
  • Rating : 138
  • This place makes me nostalgic
Re: the outhouse
« Reply #533 on: May 23, 2014, 07:29 PM »
 :-* sisters got to stick up for each other   :laugh:

Things change
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #534 on: May 23, 2014, 07:40 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
:-* sisters got to stick up for each other   :laugh:

You got that right.  :-*

How are you brat?
 

Offline quietgirlwiththebook

  • The Best Brat
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Posts: 3144
  • Thanked: 122 times
  • Rating : 138
  • This place makes me nostalgic
Re: the outhouse
« Reply #535 on: May 23, 2014, 07:43 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
You got that right.  :-*

How are you brat?
WONDERFUL, finally got a break from my mother :-*
how are you, bigger brat?

Things change
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #536 on: May 23, 2014, 07:50 PM »
Awww...she'll let you stay late today?

I feel like crap cause I have a cold and cough..but other than that, I'm good. How's Manuel?  8)
 

Offline quietgirlwiththebook

  • The Best Brat
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Posts: 3144
  • Thanked: 122 times
  • Rating : 138
  • This place makes me nostalgic
Re: the outhouse
« Reply #537 on: May 23, 2014, 07:55 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Awww...she'll let you stay late today?

I feel like crap cause I have a cold and cough..but other than that, I'm good. How's Manuel?  8)
i don't think so  :'( but she'll let me stay for a while
when i used to stay late she'd get all mad and stressed out 8) i don't want to have her stress in her condition

awwww your sick, but that means you're home?
 ;D ...manuel is fine, i actually think he's flirting with me  8)

Things change
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #538 on: May 23, 2014, 08:02 PM »
Yeah. It's super bad to stress her out. You need to let good little Julia out. Besides, you've been an  :angel: for the past weeks.  :-*

Of course he's flirting with you? You're clueless you just noticed it now.  :P
 

Offline quietgirlwiththebook

  • The Best Brat
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Posts: 3144
  • Thanked: 122 times
  • Rating : 138
  • This place makes me nostalgic
Re: the outhouse
« Reply #539 on: May 23, 2014, 08:11 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Yeah. It's super bad to stress her out. You need to let good little Julia out. Besides, you've been an  :angel: for the past weeks.  :-*

Of course he's flirting with you? You're clueless you just noticed it now.  :P
nu uh  :P he just started now
and it's weird experience, your friend liking you  8)

Things change
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #540 on: May 23, 2014, 08:41 PM »
Let's just say that he was being subtle before.

Darn. Don't tell me you are friendzoning him  ???