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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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« Reply #541 on: May 23, 2014, 09:00 PM »
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Let's just say that he was being subtle before.

Darn. Don't tell me you are friendzoning him  ???
of course i am  ;D
i'm not interested in him that way  :P

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« Reply #542 on: May 23, 2014, 09:05 PM »
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of course i am  ;D
i'm not interested in him that way  :P

You brat. Poor, poor Manuel.  :'(
 

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« Reply #543 on: May 23, 2014, 09:10 PM »
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You brat. Poor, poor Manuel.  :'(
8) well at least he hasn't asked me out yet  :laugh:
i wouldn't want to turn him down  :-\

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« Reply #544 on: May 23, 2014, 09:19 PM »
Awwww...I thought you said he's nice and all.  ;)
 

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« Reply #545 on: May 23, 2014, 09:24 PM »
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Awwww...I thought you said he's nice and all.  ;)
yes, but like i've said before, he's just not attractive to me and honestly i think i would get bored of him very easily  8)

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« Reply #546 on: May 23, 2014, 09:42 PM »
Bored how?

Pffftt...I saw him. I think he looks okay.
 

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« Reply #547 on: May 23, 2014, 09:51 PM »
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Bored how?

Pffftt...I saw him. I think he looks okay.
he's not very talkative, and we just don't have much in common other than being friends with a very talkative girl  :laugh:

yes, but he's not my type. i like the tall DARK and funny  ;D

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« Reply #548 on: May 25, 2014, 05:23 AM »
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he's not very talkative, and we just don't have much in common other than being friends with a very talkative girl  :laugh:

yes, but he's not my type. i like the tall DARK and funny  ;D

Hmmmmm.....now I wonder why you put dark in all caps  ;D
 

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« Reply #549 on: May 26, 2014, 07:09 PM »
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Hmmmmm.....now I wonder why you put dark in all caps  ;D
b/c he is as white as a sheet of paper  :P

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« Reply #550 on: May 27, 2014, 12:43 AM »
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b/c he is as white as a sheet of paper  :P
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Psst, Juni is dark  :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #551 on: May 27, 2014, 09:11 PM »
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Psst, Juni is dark  :D :D :D

Who is Juni? The douche?
 

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« Reply #552 on: May 28, 2014, 12:30 AM »
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Who is Juni? The douche?
Yes that is Douche, don't you think he is the bad boy she will fall for and she will make him a Good Guy ? :-*
 

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« Reply #553 on: May 28, 2014, 12:41 AM »
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Yes that is Douche, don't you think he is the bad boy she will fall for and she will make him a Good Guy ? :-*

That kind of face? I doubt it.  ;)
 

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« Reply #554 on: May 28, 2014, 12:50 AM »
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That kind of face? I doubt it.  ;)
Well, i doubt it too, but it is good option to rile her up  :D :D
 

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« Reply #555 on: May 28, 2014, 01:25 AM »
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Well, i doubt it too, but it is good option to rile her up  :D :D

Yeah. She'll retaliate and just tease me with the IT douche.  :-\
 

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« Reply #556 on: May 28, 2014, 01:29 AM »
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Yeah. She'll retaliate and just tease me with the IT douche.  :-\
Okay, i will do it myself then  :D
she doesn't have anything on me :P
 

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« Reply #557 on: May 28, 2014, 02:01 AM »
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Okay, i will do it myself then  :D
she doesn't have anything on me :P

 ;D

Are you sure?  :D
 

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« Reply #558 on: May 28, 2014, 02:39 AM »
Yes i am
 

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« Reply #559 on: May 28, 2014, 02:50 AM »
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Yes i am

Good for you. I shouldn't have told her about IT guy.  :-\
 

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« Reply #560 on: May 28, 2014, 02:54 AM »
Well you shouldn't have but you did showed her the picture of him ;)