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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #561 on: May 28, 2014, 02:57 AM »
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Well you shouldn't have but you did showed her the picture of him ;)

I just want her to see how a douche looks like.  8)
 

Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #562 on: May 28, 2014, 03:23 AM »
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I just want her to see how a douche looks like.  8)
And instead she thinks he is nice  :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #563 on: May 28, 2014, 03:40 AM »
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And instead she thinks he is nice  :D :D :D

And she probably think the douche is cute  :sign0137:
 

Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #564 on: May 28, 2014, 03:42 AM »
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And she probably think the douche is cute  :sign0137:
Really, i would take your word, since she is young and naive  :-*
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #565 on: May 28, 2014, 04:01 AM »
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Really, i would take your word, since she is young and naive  :-*

Want to see his pic?
 

Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #566 on: May 28, 2014, 04:04 AM »
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Want to see his pic?
Me ?
I don't want to, i am imaging him bald with two horny out, his eyes droopy, nose like Voldemort and mouth a thin line and Boy like Orochimaru
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #567 on: May 28, 2014, 04:12 AM »
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Me ?
I don't want to, i am imaging him bald with two horny out, his eyes droopy, nose like Voldemort and mouth a thin line and Boy like Orochimaru

See? This is why I like you  :-* But he is bald.  :)
 

Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #568 on: May 28, 2014, 04:17 AM »
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See? This is why I like you  :-* But he is bald.  :)
Yeah, well friends hate/ dislike the person their friend does not like with blind faith.  :-*
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #569 on: May 28, 2014, 04:26 AM »
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Yeah, well friends hate/ dislike the person their friend does not like with blind faith.  :-*

Good. I don't hate him. He just don't like me.  :-\
 

Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #570 on: May 28, 2014, 04:38 AM »
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Good. I don't hate him. He just don't like me.  :-\
He doesn't like you, but do you Like him ?
Aha you are a friendly person  :-*
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #571 on: May 28, 2014, 05:01 AM »
He's good at what he does but attitude wise, no. Or maybe it is just with me.
 

Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #572 on: May 28, 2014, 05:58 AM »
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He's good at what he does but attitude wise, no. Or maybe it is just with me.
Hmm, well i really don't care, because i know that person  :D
But i know you, if you ignore him, then i do too  :-*
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #573 on: May 28, 2014, 07:54 AM »


How does ignoring helps when you don't even know the guy?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #574 on: May 28, 2014, 11:08 PM »
How does it helps when you know someone too well  8)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #575 on: May 29, 2014, 01:31 AM »
Then ignoring that someone is effective  :P
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #576 on: May 29, 2014, 02:30 AM »
Maybe it is, it made them realize them they were wrong, or they calm down :)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #577 on: May 29, 2014, 02:46 AM »
Yes. The downside is if you meet a person who has a pride higher than the tower of babel.  ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #578 on: May 29, 2014, 02:50 AM »
Well, these people are not worth the time, because tower of babel fell down, crushing many people under it  :-\
 

Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #579 on: May 29, 2014, 02:58 AM »
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Well, these people are not worth the time, because tower of babel fell down, crushing many people under it  :-\

As they say, if you want to keep them then you have to keep up.  ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #580 on: May 29, 2014, 03:02 AM »
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As they say, if you want to keep them then you have to keep up.  ;)
Yeah, but sometimes ego, pride and stubbornness Become hindrance.  :-\ :-\