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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #581 on: May 29, 2014, 03:12 AM »
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Yeah, but sometimes ego, pride and stubbornness Become hindrance.  :-\ :-\

There are people who are difficult. If you want to keep them, then you have to keep their ugly side as well.  ;)
 

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« Reply #582 on: May 29, 2014, 03:13 AM »
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There are people who are difficult. If you want to keep them, then you have to keep their ugly side as well.  ;)
Yes, because there goodness is worth it  :-*
 

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« Reply #583 on: May 29, 2014, 03:22 AM »
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Yes, because there goodness is worth it  :-*

See? You get my point.  8)
 

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« Reply #584 on: May 29, 2014, 03:36 AM »
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See? You get my point.  8)
yes I did and I always do get it :P
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #585 on: May 29, 2014, 03:38 AM »
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yes I did and I always do get it :P

Ha! Not always. You just pretend you do sometimes.
 

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« Reply #586 on: May 29, 2014, 03:46 AM »
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Ha! Not always. You just pretend you do sometimes.
You mean i fake it, you saying i am bit dumb  :'(
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #587 on: May 29, 2014, 03:51 AM »
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You mean i fake it, you saying i am bit dumb  :'(

No. I'm saying I can be vague and you're too sweet to point out that I'm not making sense.  ;)
 

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« Reply #588 on: May 29, 2014, 04:03 AM »
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No. I'm saying I can be vague and you're too sweet to point out that I'm not making sense.  ;)
AWw, you think, i am sweet, that is so nice to hear  :-*
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #589 on: May 29, 2014, 04:04 AM »
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AWw, you think, i am sweet, that is so nice to hear  :-*

Did you not say it was my influence?  ;)
 

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« Reply #590 on: May 29, 2014, 04:14 AM »
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Did you not say it was my influence?  ;)
Yes, it was your influence.

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Offline Niobe

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« Reply #591 on: May 29, 2014, 04:16 AM »
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Yes, it was your influence.

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What? Now you say it like I forced you to  :P

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« Reply #592 on: May 29, 2014, 04:44 AM »
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What? Now you say it like I forced you to  :P

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Well, i am saying, too much praise make your ego to boost ;)
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #593 on: May 29, 2014, 09:46 PM »
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Well, i am saying, too much praise make your ego to boost ;)

I don't need ego boosting.  ;)
 

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« Reply #594 on: May 30, 2014, 12:05 AM »
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I don't need ego boosting.  ;)
I know you don't have ego to boost  :-*
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #595 on: May 30, 2014, 12:23 AM »
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I know you don't have ego to boost  :-*

Everybody has ego. Mine just reached its max limit.  ;)
 

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« Reply #596 on: May 30, 2014, 12:25 AM »
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Everybody has ego. Mine just reached its max limit.  ;)
Aww, really.
i never pegged you as a person with Ego.
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #597 on: May 30, 2014, 12:58 AM »
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Aww, really.
i never pegged you as a person with Ego.

It is like you're saying I'm not a human being.  :P
 

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« Reply #598 on: May 30, 2014, 01:07 AM »
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It is like you're saying I'm not a human being.  :P
I said i didn't find you Egoistic, maybe your are, but not to me  :-*
 

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« Reply #599 on: May 30, 2014, 01:23 AM »
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I said i didn't find you Egoistic, maybe your are, but not to me  :-*

Sweet, sweet Loco. What's behind all these I wonder.  ;D
 

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« Reply #600 on: May 30, 2014, 01:27 AM »
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Sweet, sweet Loco. What's behind all these I wonder.  ;D
Can't a Person be nice for few days, i am going through my nice phase :P