Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

Why? Are you a snake charmer? 

No, i will not let cookie, bring a snake 

And here I thought you have skills

I have, i just don't know how to play the snake charming instrument
but i can catch it.

You can catch it but you can't charm it so you'll get bitten  Not so much of a skill IMO

maybe you can charm the snake.
don't worry I signed up for snake language taught by voldemort

Signed up so that means you are still learning? Better stay away from snakes then 

No, i know how to make the snake take attacking stance

that he can fight 1 ft long snakes 

You are not afraid of snakes? 

i don't know if HE is, but  im not that scared of them. I actually find them interesting last year me and my sisters owned a garden snake. of course that's not as cool as my babysitter, when i was little , she owned a boa constrictor 

  she was from Thailand    go Asians !!   

i'm interested in snakes too but i like deadly poisonous one.

Boa are so common.

How come you're still breathing?

because poison don't work on me.

Maybe it was a different kind of poison.

no, no poison of snake can hurt me.