Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

all i need to say is  ;Dtime zones are not my friend 

yeah, should we drag you to europe ? or better asia, as you are quarter ASIAN

I'd rather be dragged to Europe

speaking of which i need to get off soon 

 

I'd rather be dragged to Europe

speaking of which i need to get off soon 

Yeah, woman and Europe
i should dump you and niobe in paris.

Dump? We ditched you 

yeah, you did, for french loaf 

Can't it be for pasta? 

OKAY PASTA TOO

And french guy? 

Sure, i am rather busy, gonna visit, Liexo first.

Oh..busy guy. Can you take Rocky with you?

can i brig rocky, you mean ?

Nope...take Rocky with you when you leave Liexo's house 

and why would i take him, with me to Germany ?

Yes. I'll pm you then we can meet somewhere so I can have Rocky.

Like i will hand you over without anything in return

Okay. A French woman for Rocky 

not french woman, i need french beauty with curves and really beautiful features.