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Offline ninjumper

TWO BLACK EYES
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #101 on: March 11, 2014, 09:50 PM »
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luv you more.

I miss Moon. I miss spamming the shoutbox   :cry:
I knoooooooooow!  :( she hardly ever comes on any more.
  :D :D but we hijack almost every other thread.
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #102 on: March 11, 2014, 09:54 PM »
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I knoooooooooow!  :( she hardly ever comes on any more.
  :D :D but we hijack almost every other thread.

Darn..I have to PM every thread owners with Puppy dog faces saying "Sorry" for hijacking their threads..  :P
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« Reply #103 on: March 11, 2014, 10:01 PM »
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Darn..I have to PM every thread owners with Puppy dog faces saying "Sorry" for hijacking their threads..  :P
hahahaha  :D :D :D what if they don't forgive us? and you know we hijacked one of nins threads so...
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #104 on: March 11, 2014, 10:02 PM »
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hahahaha  :D :D :D what if they don't forgive us? and you know we hijacked one of nins threads so...

And he's not so forgiving.....?  ;)
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #105 on: March 11, 2014, 10:29 PM »
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;D both primrose and persainhapa are my sisters from another mister and zyorin is THEIR sister from another mother (there is no rhyme for that) but i still call all of them my sisters because they are like my full sisters and i love them just as equally  ^-^
Cute, so you have a big family  :-*
and sisters are sister whether from another mister or Missus
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #106 on: March 11, 2014, 10:30 PM »
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Darn..I have to PM every thread owners with Puppy dog faces saying "Sorry" for hijacking their threads..  :P
i didn't get That apology  >:(
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #107 on: March 11, 2014, 11:35 PM »
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i didn't get That apology  >:(

It's because you are hijacking your own thread so that doesn't count  ;)

But if it makes you happy.. WE ARE SORRY NIN FOR HIJACKING YOUR THREAD  :-*
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #108 on: March 11, 2014, 11:47 PM »
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It's because you are hijacking your own thread so that doesn't count  ;)

But if it makes you happy.. WE ARE SORRY NIN FOR HIJACKING YOUR THREAD  :-*
hey where is puppy dogged look.
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #109 on: March 12, 2014, 12:16 AM »
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hey where is puppy dogged look.

I'm giving you a real puppy later  :)
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #110 on: March 12, 2014, 12:25 AM »
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I'm giving you a real puppy later  :)
okay.
I'll have ton pet and feed them.
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #111 on: March 12, 2014, 06:23 PM »
 :o will they get targeted with your unusual attention as well?
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #112 on: March 12, 2014, 06:28 PM »
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:o will they get targeted with your unusual attention as well?

PETA will be on haunt then  ;D
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #113 on: March 12, 2014, 06:39 PM »
 ;D
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #114 on: March 14, 2014, 06:03 PM »
 :hammer:
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #115 on: March 15, 2014, 02:15 AM »
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:o will they get targeted with your unusual attention as well?
No they won't be.
I'm not into giving unusual attention to animals :P
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #116 on: March 15, 2014, 02:48 AM »
I'm lost  ???
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #117 on: March 15, 2014, 03:01 AM »
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I'm lost  ???
did you use apple's map application ?
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« Reply #118 on: March 15, 2014, 03:04 AM »
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did you use apple's map application ?

For just a second out there I would have laughed..then I saw your name.. ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #119 on: March 15, 2014, 03:09 AM »
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For just a second out there I would have laughed..then I saw your name.. ::) ::) ::) ::)
it means you found it funny, till you thought It was me.
oh!
that mean you take my jokes badly.
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #120 on: March 15, 2014, 03:14 AM »
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it means you found it funny, till you thought It was me.
oh!
that mean you take my jokes badly.

It means you keep using same thing  :ecomcity:
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