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Offline ninjumper

TWO BLACK EYES
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”
 
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2014, 09:13 PM »
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You are harsh  :'(
well, i have too.
since you are so fair looking and i'm not.
and i have to find other girls too  ;D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2014, 09:19 PM »
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well, i have too.
since you are so fair looking and i'm not.
and i have to find other girls too  ;D

You can find other girls  :-*

I am not possessive when it comes to my siblings or my friends  :-*
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2014, 09:40 PM »
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You can find other girls  :-*

I am not possessive when it comes to my siblings or my friends  :-*
OH! but i'm not your friend.
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2014, 09:44 PM »
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OH! but i'm not your friend.

brother?
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2014, 09:50 PM »
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brother?
Try to get the paperwork done
 
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2014, 09:56 PM »
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Try to get the paperwork done

 :-*
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2014, 10:04 PM »
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:-*
i meant the one on your desk  :D :D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2014, 10:05 PM »
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i meant the one on your desk  :D :D

Don't have one  ;D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2014, 10:11 PM »
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Don't have one  ;D
Hmm, so what are you doing today at work, go home, go out.
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2014, 10:36 PM »
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Hmm, so what are you doing today at work, go home, go out.
I am checking emails and slacking  ;)
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2014, 10:45 PM »
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I am checking emails and slacking  ;)
Okay enjoy it.
 

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« Reply #32 on: March 06, 2014, 04:41 PM »
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I am checking emails and slacking  ;)
how are you checking on the internet on your computer if you don't have a desk? arent you in your office?

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2014, 05:39 PM »
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how are you checking on the internet on your computer if you don't have a desk? arent you in your office?
she meant paperwork is not on desk :P
 

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« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2014, 05:44 PM »
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she meant paperwork is not on desk :P
oops  ^-^
well have fun with that  :P

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2014, 05:58 PM »
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oops  ^-^
well have fun with that  :P
like she can.
she have fun with me only,well that's what I tell myself.
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2014, 06:01 PM »
Talking about me when i'm away..not nice :040:
 

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« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2014, 06:09 PM »
we only said nice things  :laugh:

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2014, 06:34 PM »
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we only said nice things  :laugh:

Hmm..okay.  :P
 

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« Reply #39 on: March 06, 2014, 06:42 PM »
 :angel:

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 
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« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2014, 03:11 AM »
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Talking about me when i'm away..not nice :040:
well, atleast we didn't plan the party for your 80Th birthday
 

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