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TWO BLACK EYES
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”
 
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2014, 06:17 PM »
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well, atleast we didn't plan the party for your 80Th birthday
stop messing with our sister :040:

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2014, 08:03 PM »
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well, atleast we didn't plan the party for your 80Th birthday

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stop messing with our sister :040:

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2014, 08:06 PM »
 :-*  defend you any time

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« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2014, 08:19 PM »
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:-*  defend you any time

Awww.. :'( Sweet
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2014, 08:22 PM »
 :D :D :D we're spamming again

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« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2014, 08:28 PM »
That's what we're good at  :D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2014, 08:43 PM »
 :D you know sooner or later we're going to have to start actually talking about the joke

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« Reply #48 on: March 07, 2014, 08:46 PM »
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:D you know sooner or later we're going to have to start actually talking about the joke

Darn it.. :D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #49 on: March 07, 2014, 08:58 PM »
 :D
so...  ;D what would you do in that guys situation  :D

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« Reply #50 on: March 07, 2014, 09:01 PM »
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:D
so...  ;D what would you do in that guys situation  :D

I'd rather be the gurl who slapped that guy's face  :D :D :D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #51 on: March 07, 2014, 09:04 PM »
 :D :D :D id rather be the security guard watching everything happen on camera and laughing

you know ive actually slapped someone before  :o

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« Reply #52 on: March 07, 2014, 09:08 PM »
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:D :D :D id rather be the security guard watching everything happen on camera and laughing

you know ive actually slapped someone before  :o

Really? How and why?
 

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« Reply #53 on: March 07, 2014, 09:13 PM »
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Really? How and why?
:D i forgot what he said  ;D but he said something offensive to me or my sister ,  ;D i forget because it was like three years ago,  and i turn arouhd and slapped him  :laugh: i actually intended to slap him hard enough to say HEY SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH but instead i slapped him in a way that said HEY SHUT THE  *BEEP* UP YOU *BEEP* and when i saw how hard i slapped him  :o i apologized but then said you DID deserve it though  ;D
only time ive ever hit anyone besides my sisters  :D :D :D

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« Reply #54 on: March 07, 2014, 09:20 PM »
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:D i forgot what he said  ;D but he said something offensive to me or my sister ,  ;D i forget because it was like three years ago,  and i turn arouhd and slapped him  :laugh: i actually intended to slap him hard enough to say HEY SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH but instead i slapped him in a way that said HEY SHUT THE  *BEEP* UP YOU *BEEP* and when i saw how hard i slapped him  :o i apologized but then said you DID deserve it though  ;D
only time ive ever hit anyone besides my sisters  :D :D :D

Feisty  :D

Well, I remember slapping a girl before. She was having a fight with one of my girl friend who was apparently dating her jerk boyfriend which my friend was clueless he was taken. She was saying something nasty about her, pointing fingers and pushing her around. I just saw red and slapped her  8) 8) She was stupefied  :D :D But yeah, I was too after..I'm not into violence but I guess my protective instinct just kicked in.

See, you are really my sister after all  :-*
 

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« Reply #55 on: March 07, 2014, 09:49 PM »
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Feisty  :D

Well, I remember slapping a girl before. She was having a fight with one of my girl friend who was apparently dating her jerk boyfriend which my friend was clueless he was taken. She was saying something nasty about her, pointing fingers and pushing her around. I just saw red and slapped her  8) 8) She was stupefied  :D :D But yeah, I was too after..I'm not into violence but I guess my protective instinct just kicked in.

See, you are really my sister after all  :-*
:D :D :D i know, same thing with me  ;D although he DID deserve a slap he didn't deserve it THAT hard   ;D it left a red hand print on his face. we are sisters from different worlds  :-*

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #56 on: March 08, 2014, 03:39 AM »
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Feisty  :D

Well, I remember slapping a girl before. She was having a fight with one of my girl friend who was apparently dating her jerk boyfriend which my friend was clueless he was taken. She was saying something nasty about her, pointing fingers and pushing her around. I just saw red and slapped her  8) 8) She was stupefied  :D :D But yeah, I was too after..I'm not into violence but I guess my protective instinct just kicked in.

See, you are really my sister after all  :-*
WOW
remind me to not mess with you or your friends.  ???
 

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« Reply #57 on: March 08, 2014, 03:47 AM »
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WOW
remind me to not mess with you or your friends.  ???

Don't worry. You are too innocent to mess with me or my friends.
 

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« Reply #58 on: March 08, 2014, 03:52 AM »
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Don't worry. You are too innocent to mess with me or my friends.
I'm innocent :D
that's cute.
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #59 on: March 08, 2014, 08:04 PM »
  ;D she meant you wouldn't mess with anyone enough for them to slap you  :angel:

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« Reply #60 on: March 08, 2014, 08:40 PM »
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  ;D she meant you wouldn't mess with anyone enough for them to slap you  :angel:

No, what I actually meant is he's a baby for us to slap him.  ;) We don't mess with weaker beings  :P
 

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