A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

well, i have too.
since you are so fair looking and i'm not.
and i have to find other girls too 

You can find other girls 

I am not possessive when it comes to my siblings or my friends 

OH! but i'm not your friend.

brother?

Try to get the paperwork done

 

i meant the one on your desk 

Don't have one 

Hmm, so what are you doing today at work, go home, go out.

I am checking emails and slacking 

I am checking emails and slacking 

how are you checking on the internet on your computer if you don't have a desk? arent you in your office?

she meant paperwork is not on desk

oops 
well have fun with that 

Talking about me when i'm away..not nice

we only said nice things 

Hmm..okay. 

Talking about me when i'm away..not nice

well, atleast we didn't plan the party for your 80Th birthday