A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

im just going to wait and see how he replies to that 

Pfftt..you know how he cowers when I go Alpha 

now we're talking behind HIS back

And he'll love every moment of it 

your probably right
  i laugh a lot 

I noticed that 

Well, at least I can make you laugh 

and that's why i like you guys 

im a very happy person and i like the laughing symbol more than these;    so that's why i put it so much

  im rambling

Well, I'm glad. I love this more though ---->  and this ----->

No, what I actually meant is he's a baby for us to slap him.  We don't mess with weaker beings 

did you forget my super big biceps 

 probably sticks 

probably sticks 

hey they are more than 10 inches i guess 

Big as i'm taller than you

You're just 5'6..I have taller friends than you 

hey they are more than 10 inches i guess 

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including ME 

Oh..yeah 

You're freaking tall 

haha 5'7" to be exact 

Darn..good thing I'm Asian