A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

  typical nin

No typically me, it's a joke.
i would never do what he did.

I KNOW
I just meant that it was typical of you to post a joke like that youd probably leave it like it was

we ALL know that

but i wouldn't change a thing about you

I didn't say i wanted to change you , i cant hold a gun to your head and say CHANGE 
and
NO!    you cant change me 
  no matter what you think thank you  liexo

do i look like some were something you will go hey hands up and change 

Laugh sometimes, niobe.
I bet you will look good 

I always look good even if I'm frowning 

But it's a good joke...already read it somewhere else though 

Darn, you have perverted friends ?

Yup..you included 

You better decide you want me as boy friend or a brother

Can I be friends with my brother? 

No.
You can't