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Offline Niobe

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« on: March 10, 2014, 11:20 PM »
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2014, 10:42 PM »
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::)  Kids.....
You really deserve your avis.... *sigh*

But the joke was funny !
You mean, niobe and Quietgirl   :D :D :D
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2014, 10:45 PM »
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You mean, niobe and Quietgirl   :D :D :D

Is that another one of your jokes?  ::) ::)
 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2014, 10:49 PM »
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Is that another one of your jokes?  ::) ::)
What jokes ?
I think you posted this joke  :D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2014, 10:55 PM »
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What jokes ?
I think you posted this joke  :D

I wasn't talking about my joke Loco...geez. :unamused:
 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2014, 10:57 PM »
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I wasn't talking about my joke Loco...geez. :unamused:
You think, i didn't figure it out, loca  :-*
 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2014, 10:58 PM »
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You think, i didn't figure it out, loca  :-*

You're always messing with me  :-*
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2014, 11:09 PM »
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You're always messing with me  :-*
because as incubus said
We all have something that digs at us.
At least we dig each other.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2014, 11:20 PM »
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because as incubus said
We all have something that digs at us.
At least we dig each other.


I like Dig. Since you're the one quoting it, it becomes a lil bit suspicious.   ;)
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2014, 11:26 PM »
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I like Dig. Since you're the one quoting it, it becomes a lil bit suspicious.   ;)
Why do you think, dig here is for Pervy purpose ?
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2014, 11:31 PM »
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Why do you think, dig here is for Pervy purpose ?

I did not say that and NO, I wasn't implying it.
 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2014, 11:36 PM »
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I did not say that and NO, I wasn't implying it.
Don't go defensive ;)
Maybe i was, maybe i wasn't  :-*
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2014, 11:39 PM »
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Don't go defensive ;)
Maybe i was, maybe i wasn't  :-*

I'm not defensive as there was nothing to defend  :-* Was just saying. Sometimes what you see or hear is not what you think they mean.  ;)
 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2014, 12:01 AM »
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I'm not defensive as there was nothing to defend  :-* Was just saying. Sometimes what you see or hear is not what you think they mean.  ;)
But yeah, i could mean digging a grave, riling you up or whole other kind of digging ;)
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2014, 12:14 AM »
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But yeah, i could mean digging a grave, riling you up or whole other kind of digging ;)

There were many possibilities but the angel that you are, I'm sure it did not involve me getting harm  ;)
 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2014, 12:21 AM »
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There were many possibilities but the angel that you are, I'm sure it did not involve me getting harm  ;)
No, i don't harm a woman, especially someone like you, unless she ask for spanking or something rough ;)
 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2014, 12:30 AM »
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No, i don't harm a woman, especially someone like you, unless she ask for spanking or something rough ;)

Good. As I told you before, I don't need spanking as I'm not a child anymore. With regard to something rough, maybe you can elaborate further.  ;)
 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2014, 12:51 AM »
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Good. As I told you before, I don't need spanking as I'm not a child anymore. With regard to something rough, maybe you can elaborate further.  ;)
OH, you think, only child gets spanked, you need to learn in that department.
Rough you know, i would elaborate, but it would make anyone reading feel different ;)
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2014, 12:59 AM »
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OH, you think, only child gets spanked, you need to learn in that department.
Rough you know, i would elaborate, but it would make anyone reading feel different ;)

Learn from you? Do you have to charge me for that?  :) Feel different how? I know you mean well so go ahead and enlighten me.  :-*
 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2014, 01:06 AM »
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Learn from you? Do you have to charge me for that?  :) Feel different how? I know you mean well so go ahead and enlighten me.  :-*
I think practical knowlegde will be better in that case, someday, i'll knock on your door, hope you are indecent when you open the door.
NO, i won't charge you money, i'm not in for money   ;D
well, certain hormonal reactions which are responsible to quicken of heart beats, short gasp breathing and sweating ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2014, 01:27 AM »
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I think practical knowlegde will be better in that case, someday, i'll knock on your door, hope you are indecent when you open the door.
NO, i won't charge you money, i'm not in for money   ;D
well, certain hormonal reactions which are responsible to quicken of heart beats, short gasp breathing and sweating ;)

I like learning from people who share their wisdom and knowledge based on experience. If someone just learn them from books, then I guess I have to pass because I can read and comprehend too. As friends, I don't think it would be appropriate opening the door for you with me dressed inappropriately, right? Is that feeling called phobia? I mean I know someone who experience short gasp, excessive sweating and quickening of heart beat when he's confined in small spaces.  :)
 

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