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Offline Niobe

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« on: March 10, 2014, 11:20 PM »
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2014, 01:59 AM »
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I like learning from people who share their wisdom and knowledge based on experience. If someone just learn them from books, then I guess I have to pass because I can read and comprehend too. As friends, I don't think it would be appropriate opening the door for you with me dressed inappropriately, right? Is that feeling called phobia? I mean I know someone who experience short gasp, excessive sweating and quickening of heart beat when he's confined in small spaces.  :)
God, you will never Fall in love a geeky guy, huh :P
no, nothing wrong, if i see you indecent ;)
i have already seen you in your Bikini by then  ;D

Yeah, or maybe it could be something else you have no feeling toward  >:D
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2014, 03:36 AM »
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God, you will never Fall in love a geeky guy, huh :P
no, nothing wrong, if i see you indecent ;)
i have already seen you in your Bikini by then  ;D

Yeah, or maybe it could be something else you have no feeling toward  >:D

I didn't know you are interested in girls wardrobe. ;)

Again,what kind of feeling?
 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2014, 03:40 AM »
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I didn't know you are interested in girls wardrobe. ;)

Again,what kind of feeling?
I am not ;)
The one you get when you see sean o Pry in this underwear  :P
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2014, 03:54 AM »
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I am not ;)
The one you get when you see sean o Pry in this underwear  :P

And what do you get when you see Sean's underwear?  ;)

I haven't seen it so I wouldn't know.  :D
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2014, 04:10 AM »
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And what do you get when you see Sean's underwear?  ;)

I haven't seen it so I wouldn't know.  :D
>:(
What you don't feel  :P
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2014, 06:53 AM »
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>:(
What you don't feel  :P

I don't feel anything  :P
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2014, 09:20 PM »
 :D :D
so you feel nothing?  :P

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2014, 09:21 PM »
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:D :D
so you feel nothing?  :P

exactly  :D
 

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« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2014, 09:56 PM »
 ;D well i guess that's what happens to a person without a heart  :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2014, 09:58 PM »
Yeah...I gave my heart away a long time ago  :-*
 

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« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2014, 07:47 PM »
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Yeah...I gave my heart away a long time ago  :-*
to Sean O' Pry  :D :D :D :-*

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2014, 08:38 PM »
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to Sean O' Pry  :D :D :D :-*

Nope. I took his  >:D
 

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« Reply #53 on: April 10, 2014, 01:15 AM »
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Nope. I took his  >:D
and i took hers  :D :D
 

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« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2014, 01:22 AM »
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and i took hers  :D :D

 ??? ???
 

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« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2014, 01:28 AM »
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??? ???
I'd steal your heart before you ever heard a thing
 

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« Reply #56 on: April 10, 2014, 01:34 AM »
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I'd steal your heart before you ever heard a thing

Why are you stealing hearts? Don't you have yours? :040:
 

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« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2014, 01:41 AM »
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Why are you stealing hearts? Don't you have yours? :040:
because i liked yours ;)
 

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« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2014, 01:42 AM »
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because i liked yours ;)

So you have two hearts?  ??? Greedy boy  >:(
 

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« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2014, 01:49 AM »
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So you have two hearts?  ??? Greedy boy  >:(
NO, just yours ;)
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #60 on: April 10, 2014, 02:34 AM »
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NO, just yours ;)

 ???

Where is your heart?
 

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