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Offline Niobe

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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« on: March 10, 2014, 11:20 PM »
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #61 on: April 10, 2014, 02:35 AM »
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???

Where is your heart?
how do you think you are alive?
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #62 on: April 10, 2014, 02:40 AM »
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how do you think you are alive?

I don't remember having a heart transplant  :o
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #63 on: April 10, 2014, 02:51 AM »
I'd steal your heart before you ever heard a thing
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #64 on: April 10, 2014, 02:53 AM »
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I'd steal your heart before you ever heard a thing

Sorry..nobody can steal any part of me  ;D
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« Reply #65 on: April 10, 2014, 02:57 AM »
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Sorry..nobody can steal any part of me  ;D
OH! you are sure ?
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« Reply #66 on: April 10, 2014, 03:01 AM »
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OH! you are sure ?

Very much sure  ;)
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« Reply #67 on: April 10, 2014, 03:36 AM »
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Very much sure  ;)
I thought you would say, you are heartless and it can't be stolen :D
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« Reply #68 on: April 10, 2014, 03:38 AM »
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I thought you would say, you are heartless and it can't be stolen :D

What did I say about assuming things?  :P
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« Reply #69 on: April 10, 2014, 05:28 AM »
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What did I say about assuming things?  :P
that it is very assuming of you :P
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« Reply #70 on: April 10, 2014, 07:15 AM »
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that it is very assuming of you :P

Are you assuming that I'm assuming things?
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #71 on: April 10, 2014, 06:51 PM »
 :D :D :D nothing gets stolen from niobe  ;D they are only GIVEN from niobe  :P :D :-*
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #72 on: April 10, 2014, 07:24 PM »
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:D :D :D nothing gets stolen from niobe  ;D they are only GIVEN from niobe  :P :D :-*

 :-* :-* :-* :-*


I love that you get it brat  :D
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« Reply #73 on: April 10, 2014, 07:38 PM »
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:-* :-* :-* :-*


I love that you get it brat  :D
:D :D i only get it  because we are sisters  :-* :-*
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« Reply #74 on: April 10, 2014, 07:43 PM »
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:D :D i only get it  because we are sisters  :-* :-*

No..it's because we are both badass  :word:
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« Reply #75 on: April 10, 2014, 08:04 PM »
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No..it's because we are both badass  :word:
:D :D :D :D watch out world we have whips :040:
 :D :D ;D including my old babysitter
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« Reply #76 on: April 10, 2014, 08:07 PM »
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:D :D :D :D watch out world we have whips :040:
 :D :D ;D including my old babysitter

Where is she now?
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« Reply #77 on: April 11, 2014, 02:46 AM »
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:D :D :D :D watch out world we have whips :040:
 :D :D ;D including my old babysitter
You got whips ?
Kids these days, shoplifting from shops where they are not allowed :P
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« Reply #78 on: April 11, 2014, 02:46 AM »
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Where is she now?
what do you think she is doing these days with Whips
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« Reply #79 on: April 11, 2014, 03:01 AM »
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what do you think she is doing these days with Whips

Well, enlighten us with your wisdom Mister with the most imaginative mind  ;)
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« Reply #80 on: April 11, 2014, 03:06 AM »
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Well, enlighten us with your wisdom Mister with the most imaginative mind  ;)
Charging money to guys who wants to be dominated by a woman dressed in a tight corset and other latex material.
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