Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

Granted but the rest of the applications in your tablet crash

I wish I'm a baby whisperer

Granted But you don't know how to talk to other people except the babies
I wish i could Go to New York

EEEEPPPP!!!!!  i got my dropbox to work and all of my other apps stayed intact Kyun, except i had to delete all of my pictures 

Granted but you can only saty there for a minute in which you get sick with the flu   

I wish i lived with my older sisters in one big house in a beautiful town 

Granted by your sisters are sop strict they only allow you to stay in your room your whole life 

I wish I can tell the boss what to do 

Granted but you can't tell him to do work 

i wish i could travel the world

Granted but you can only travel by bike hehehe

I wish I can speak in 10 different languages

at least ill lose some vacation weight

granted but you get the languages mixed up every time you speak 

I wish i could fly 

hahaha i already mixed up 2 different language so it's fine   

Granted but you can only fly 10 cm off the ground for 10 seconds

I wish I have IQ of 180

Granted but 180 is the lowest IQ 

I wish I can spend a vacay with Sean O'Pry 

granted but he is extrmely annoying and weird 

I wish i could have working earphones 

I'll take him even if he is weird or annoying 

Granted but you have no gadget to plug it into.

I wish I'll never go hungry

granted but you get fat 

i wish i could have a pretty forest in my back yard

Granted but the pretty forest is full of evil and vicious out to hurt you 

I wish I can turn back time

Good thing i've got a great death glare 
granted but you lose all of the wonderful memories 

I wish i could STOP time

I can always make new good memories 

Granted but once you stop the time, there will be no play button 

I wish I have a universal remote control that can control people

good thing ive got my books 

Granted but they have remotes too 

I wish that i could just snap my fingers and get things done successfully

Granted but you have to make 10,000 snaps before something can be done. 

I wish I can choose who I'll meet today.

Granted but you can only meet the person for one second

I wish I could reprogram people's personality 

granted But you will Absorb energy from near by living things and making them die in your wake (Niobe you are so cruel)

I wish i Could crack niobe's Mad gab Puzzle

You have to be brutal babe 

Granted but you'll have to put a very easy one for us to guess 

I wish It's tomorrow already