Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

Okay, i'll be brutal how does restrains sound

Granted But you will be stuck on Thursday forever.

I wish i could Make a Movie

Granted but you can only make a d-rated movie (is a d-rated exist? heheheh)

I wish I'm a mind reader

Granted but you have to ask the person his permission before you can read his mind
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I wish I have a money tree.

Granted but you can't pluck the money of it and will have to wait for money to mature, which will take 15 years 

I wish i could make a Space Home

Granted but it will take you million of years since it'll be in another galaxy

I wish I'm a programming expert

Granted but everyone is an expert as well.

I wish I can count the strands of my hair in a minute.

granted but you forget how much hair you have right after 

i wish i could paint a beautiful mural

Granted, But then you destroy it after your Dog pee on it.

I wish i could be wiser

Granted but you will still make the same mistake hehehe

I wish I have the most advance technology on earth

Granted but you won't be able to use it.

I wish I can fly to the moon.

Granted but you can only stay for a second because too many people miss you here 

i wish i could be magical 

Granted But your are Magically cursed

I wish i could make a car running on Water

granted but it cant drive on the road and it breaks down the second time you drive it 

i wish i had unlimited GB on my bigger tablet

Granted But it's just virtual and you can't store even a single Byte of data

I wish i could Hack your tablet

go ahead ill even give it to you 

granted but it has a mind of its own and electrocutes you 

i wish i didn't need money for all the luxuries i want

Granted but you have to work for it in all your lifetime.

I wish I can speak many languages.

granted but you get them mixed up  already used that

i wish i could disappear at my own will
 

Granted but you can't reappear at your own will. 

I wish I can un friend someone literally. 

ha well at least then i can scare people into thinking im a ghost 

granted but then another bad friend replaces them

i wish for a quiet room  ...my sisters 

Granted but they can still annoy you (run around in circles, poke you and make goofy faces). 

I wish I can go home early today.