BEcause it is FRIDAY ?!?!?  and she's busy doing other things 
im a slob too 

granted but i annoy you with my loud music and dancing sessions because of my independence 

i wish i had a tree house 

granted but the games are running from snakes 

i wish i wasnt scared of anything

Granted But you have yourself tied with me

I wish i could Swim to depth of sea without gas tanks

aww niobe 

granted but you get stuck 

i wish i could have a fairy god mother

Granted But she is always drunk, even when you have to go to prince's Dance.

I wish i could act Alongside scarlet johansson in Rated R movie.

Granted but you'll act as the valet..with a second movie exposure 

I wish I can meet Prince charming (since you skipped my wish )

granted but you lose connections with all the other people
i wish for a neck massage  nin don't even try

Granted But she always claw your boyfriend or don't let you sleep in bed with anyone else.

I wish i Could be a Book reviewer

Granted but you get to review books no other people will read.

I wish I have Doraemon. 

Works for me.

Granted and you become Nobita Nobi who is dumb.

I wish i could Capture all the pokemon