Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

Granted but the adorable haircut at present time is skinhead style 

I wish I have a great book collection

ewww 

granted but they are guide books 

i wish i had a beautiful room

Granted but you're not allowed to go inside it 

I wish I am a cowgirl 

more like dragon slayer

i wish i could live in ireland

So, did you grant my wish? 

Granted  but you live in an isolated place with no human contact.

I wish I can stretch the hourse 

yes it was granted but you had to fight dragons
loner approved 

granted but the house gets smaller in hieght

i wish i could grow and shrink

Yes, but you have no control when to grow or shrink 

I wish I can meet a real Scientist

granted but he/she doesn't like you 

i wish that real life barbie doll girl realized that she actually looks bad 

Can you include real life Ken too cause he looks just as bad.

Granted but it's too late cause people now love her.

I wish I can play as a Disney princess character

yeah sure Ken included  REALLY  !?!?!? people like the way she looks

granted but disney is evil and there are no HEAs

i wish i vampire were real 

granted But You have a mark on you and all other preternatural thing are after you.
I wish i could be a Spiritual Man

good thing i've got my whip 
granted but then you get tempted all the time and eventually give up 

i wish i was rich

Granted but you can't spend all your riches.

I wish I can do all the extreme sports in one day.

granted but the extreme sports are boring

I wish I could walk around with my mask on without being thought weird 

Granted but the mask eyes do not have holes in it 

I wish I can watch all HMYM episodes in an hour.

granted but you dont remember them afterwards

I wish I  nhad a laptop

Aww..Julia...learn, learn, learn 

Granted but it is not working

I wish I can meet Johnny Depp.

granted but you meet him in a dinosaur costume

I wish I couldgo to school at 10 am instead of 8 am

Granted but you have to stay 10 hours ore to make up for that 

I wish I don't have to go to work tomorrow.

granted but then you have to work on Saturday

I wish tomorrow wasn't  monday