Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

is that why it took so long for you to answer? Just kidding
granted but your computer is broken 

I wish to know what to get for my brother's birthday

Yeah, it is 

Granted but he hates it.

I wish me and the new IT guy are best buddies 

granted but he has a girlfriend whom he is madly in lovw with

I wish nin wouls answer the comment on "hello fellow bookworms!"

Granted but it would be in Hindi.

I wish lunch time is 2 hours instead of just an hour

granted but then work would last three hours longer 

I wish I could speak filipino, french, HINDI, and italian

Granted but you can't speak English.

I wish I can hack people's computer.

granted but your computer breaks down when you try 

I wish the park near my house was safer

Granted but it is isolated and always flooded.

I wish I can tune out someone when they bore me out

granted but then everyone bores you so you never hear anyone

I wish I had a magic paintbrush,  making anything I paint come RL

Granted, but they always tend to be carnivorous and dangerous to you and other human.

I wish i could Meet Amelia Earhart

Granted, but they always tend to be carnivorous and dangerous to you and other human.

I wish i could Meet Amelia Earhart

Granted but you meet her hologram only.

I wish I have a gecko.

Someone Got a crush one me 
Granted But when you are too old and i'm still in prime of my youth 

I wish Your wish can be made complete by niobe


Looks like Niobe missed Julia's Wish

pfft okay whatever dont want to ruin your selfconfidence and what do you mean ,  that I magically turn older than you
Granted but the whole tume you guys argue and she abuses you    haha

I wish you'd read the  comments on helllo fellow bookworms 

Granted But i will be coy.

I wish that Niobe make out with your Cat

 

Granted but Niobe is the name of Niobe's cat. 

I wish I can ninja kill someone today 

Granted but you'll be caught and get ninja killed too

I wish I dont have to do presentation on Thursday

granted but you have to give it on wednesday 

I wish i could skip Till friday

granted but then monday comes faster 

i wish i could find all of the songs i like today

Granted But you could never learn to sing them not even the tunes
I wish i could come early here.