Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

granted but one of the books u published contained plagiarism and you're sued for all u own
I wish for eternal happiness

don't worry, i have evil editor with me. and some lawyers too (all are from here)
Darn, you are too young 
Granted But You will get it when you start to appreciate all the little things people do for you.

I wish i could get wolverine's power

There's is a reason the say "Ignorance is bliss" exist, Nin.

Granted, but because your memory is fucked up, you'll never realiaze it.

I wish i had telekinesis.

granted but you cant control it 

i wish i could have a new pair of rain boots

Granted but it have holes on it 

I wish there is no such thing as pessimistic people on earth

well, i know that, but you have to watch what you say around young ones 

That's true.

I wish i could Learn whole dictionary without ever forgetting a word

Granted, but unfortunately you don't understand the language.
I wish i wish i could draw without taking classes.

Granted But No one ever appreciate your Good Drawing skills.
I wish i could Get Paperwhite

Granted but it will have no use for you 

I wish I know what I want in life

granted but once you know , you cant have it 

i wish i could go to disneyword for free for a week

Granted but it will only get you at the door of disney world.

I wish it's still Friday today.

friday night here
Granted but then there is no saturday 

i wish i could teleport 

Granted but it always messes up the time and place.

I wish I was a main character from HP book

granted but the main character dies 

i wish i could go visit you 

Granted (no curse) 

I wish I have a month vacation.

granted but it's in the Caribbean 

i wish i could type on three pages at once 

Granted but it will be one letter per page 

I wish I have a unique talent

granted but then you become famous and you never have privacy and are constantly having to do that trick 

i wish i knew how to play the violin 

Granted but you cannot play it in front of anyone.

I wish I am eating pizza right now.