Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

granted but the pizza has no cheese 

i wish i didnt have PE 

Eeek..I can't imagine Pizza without cheese 

Granted but you will be asked to write a 200 page essay on the spot.

I wish I have a robot that can do all my bidding.

granted but the robot costs 10 million dollars

i wish i didn't have any chores 

Granted but you're locked up in jail.

I wish it will rain today,.

granted but it Gatorade beans 

i wish my cat was a kitten again 

Granted But you get old in place of her 

I wish i could Go to Olympus

grAnted but youre the only person there

I wish I lived in Ireland with my friends

Granted But all the ginger are girl and they drool over me 

I wish you could meet Ron Weasley 

Granted but now you have a 5,000 word essay to write

I wish I could go on vacation to Disneyland

Granted But after Zombie apocalypse
I wish I could Be Leader Against Zombie uprising

Granted but you'll be the first one to die

I wish I have all the time in the world to do anything I want

Granted but your the last remaining human survivor of an apocalypse      free to do whatever you want using however much time you want, but you're completely alone for the rest of time. 

I wish I knew how to dance. 

granted but you can only dance when your wearing a big huge hate in the shape of a crayon

  i wish i had my own room

I like crayon hats for your info . Granted but your room is made of cardboard and it gets ruined in the rain

I wish I had a million dollars

Granted but it will be counterfeit money

I wish I not a lazy bum

Granted but now you're an over active psychopath 

I wish it was summer vacation

ME too! 
granted but your whole summer vacation is spent working on summer HW for your future classes 

  i wish i had my own earphones 

AP homework, how fun 
Granted but you're deaf so you can't hear out of them
 I wish I had a big house

granted but it is so big that you get lost in it all of the time 

i wish i had a magic carpet