Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

Granted but it magically fails every few minutes 

I wish animals could talk 

granted but they don't say anything important and eventually all they do is get on your nerves   

i wish i had one real magic wish

Granted but remember English class, guy tripped said crap turned into crap. Same happened to u 
Sorry quietgirl still luv u

I wish I was fast

yeah i remember 
granted but because of your fastness you miss out on a whole bunch of things

i wish i could jump into a painting

Granted but you jump into a four year olds painting of random squiggly lines. 
Have fun with that tangled mess. 

I wish I had some Girl Scout cookies, yum 

I happen to think squiggly lines are exceptionally fun 
granted but they are tomatoe flavored 
I wish it was spring break already

Granted but  But  but you have a huge pile of homework and chores to do 
What fun that will be. 

I wish I was princess Belle from Beauty and the Beast 

granted but belle is as dumb as a rock

I wish I had a new book bag

All the rocks I know happen to be exceptionally well educated. 

Granted but it gets ripped the first say you take it to school. 

I wish I had the voice of an angel. 

Granted but that angel has a terrible voice 

i wish i had a kaleidoscope

Granted but the images in the kaleidoscope are of things which shall not be named 

I wish I could mute the voices of annoying people (my sister right now) 

telling you to get an instagram?
granted but then you here their voices when they aren't talking

i wish i was part of the broods band 

No, she was yelling about chickens,    I don't even want to ask her why.

not much I can say that's bad because broods are awesome.
 
Granted but you're attacked by crazy fan, me  , and are constantly stalked, no privacy, no life.

I wish I could be in a music video. 

    i doubt that you would spend enough time away from school to stalk me
Granted but you can only dance like this

i wish that i could freeze things

Alright    well it would be pretty easy to stalk u considering we go to the same school 

Granted but you accidentally freeze your homework and when it finally unfreezes it's all soggy. 

I wish I had invisibility power 

ill use a blow-dryer
granted but you can't control when you become invisible and when you don't

i wish i had my license

I wish I had mine too 

Granted but you're under prohibition for a decade

I wish I had the mood to do my assignment (especially right now!!) 

Granted But it's is already too late to do homework

I wish I could Really sing nice

Hahaha luckily it not yet due hehehe

Granted but sing too nice that people wont stop harassing you for more songs 

I wish I can go visit black hole

I mean the time has gone to do the assignment 
Granted, But you got sucked in and eject out in the universe which is equal to hell and punished there for not submitting the assignment with cruelty

I wish i could Beta test Android Key lime Pie