Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

Granted but you'll get Monday for the rest of the week 

I wish I can change my hairstyle everyday.

granted but the haircut is always absurd aka " red crewcut "

I Wish I had the perfect haircut

evil

Granted but it is always messed up when you go out of the house.

I wish I can be young again

what are you talking about you're STILL YOUNG
granted but you lookold    embracing the evil

I wish I didnt have to sleep

Young like 10 years old silly

Granted but you'll be a zombie craving for brains 

I wish I have an infinity pool.

granted but there is no water

I wish to meet a hot cowboy in texas when I go in 3 months  jealous??

granted but there is no water

I wish to meet a hot cowboy in texas when I go in 3 months  jealous??

Granted But he is Dumb as an ass, have squeaky voice and have all traits your don't like (goes for all cowboys you meet, you are too young.)

I wish I could Meet a Hot latin girl (not you)

Buzz kill im not THAT young
granted but she doesnt like you

I wish I was 20 already

Granted but you have a mind of a 5 year old baby.

I wish I can go to Texas with you (Nin skipped my wish  )

didnt he do that last tkme?

granted but you meetno hot cowboys and I meet several 

I wish I was 20

Granted but you are fat

I wish i could fulfill niobe's wish 

granted but niobe is actually a man  sorry niobe 

I wish that you ,  nin, put up a picture of yourself making a duck face

Granted but he posted it with his back facing the camera.

I wish I can scuba dive deeper than anybody did.

NIOBE!! Why are you on so early?
granted but you scuba dive deep in a kiddie pool

I wush my life was like a book with a happy ending 

On my way to the office 

Granted but the book will end at age 16.

I wish I can write in Sanskrit

granted but you write so messy no one can read it

I wish I could do my HW with the snap of my fingers

Granted but all the ans will be wrong

I wish I don't have to babysit my nephew today

im babysitting my nephew today too.
granted but you have to babysit your neighbors annoying kid

I wish my hair was curly

Granted but it's super curly and ankle length.

I wish my internet connection is faster.