Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

Granted but then you will develop a case of Alzheimers (or is it Altimers?) right after getting your wish and forget everything that you have studied.

I wish that I could become a world renowned surgeon.

you were right it was Alzheimer's 
granted but you get nauseous every time you opperate
i wish i was more outspoken   

Granted but you can't stop saying what's on your mind hurting people in the process.

I wish I am very good with numbers.

granted but you're bad with words 

i wish i could ba like cat woman

Granted But you can't remove your body suit ever (Think of all the grimy stuff in your suit will lead to )

I wish i could Teach niobe about number 

Are you even good with numbers?   

Granted but I will make you kill yourself 

I wish I'm on the beach right now 

granted but it is raining on the beach 

i wish i could find a cure for all types of cancer

Granted, no curse 


I wish it's still Friday here

granted but you're working right now 

  i wish my mom's jokes were actually funny

Granted but you can't help laughing with everything she says 

I wish I know how to drive a car 

granted with no curse 

i wish i could be funnier

Granted but nobody will take you seriously.

I wish I have my own TV station

granted but nin is the only one who watches it and then becomes your crazy fan 

i wish i could go on an adventure to find buried treasure

Hey

Granted but you'll get lost in your adventure.

I wish I am not afraid of snakes.

why do i have to be her fan if she won't meet with her only fan ;)Granted but you are afraid of cats 

I wish i could capture snakes 

That's sneaky. I love cats 

Granted but they'll bit you and you'll die 

I wish I can sleep on clouds 

That's sneaky. I love cats 

Granted but they'll bit you and you'll die 

I wish I can sleep on clouds 

Granted but a cloud Fairy does nasty with you

I wish i could Steal Zeus's thunderbolt

Granted but you always get stuck at last row 

I wish i could Listen to LINKIN PARK LIVE

granted but they stink in real life and not musically they stink like crap 

i wish i could stay as long as i want