Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

Granted but then when you're done you burp so loud that i could here it 

i wish i could see that happen 

That wouldn't be so bad  Granted but you'll keep hearing me burp nonstop 

I wish you can stay longer 

REALLY?!?!?!
granted but i get no sleep and flunk all of my classes

I wish i didn't need sleep 

Granted but sleep hours in world are now 18 hours 

I wish i could record nuobe's burps, could be used in dinosaur movies for their roar

Granted but you make out with that dinosaur in that movie 

I wish I can go home early

Granted but when you get home early, you forgot why you wanted to go home early.
 i wish i could calm down

Granted but you need a thousand years of sleep to achieve that.

I wish come to work late tomorrow.

Granted but you don't go home for till weekend.

i wish i could hibernate

granted but when you hibernate you forget how to flirt 

i wish i didn't have so many projects due this week 

Granted (no curse)

I wish I can eat a whole tub of ice cream in a matter of seconds

Granted but this time you get non-stop annoying body moving hiccups   

i wish i could find the cure to hiccups 

Granted but the cure will cure other people's hiccups but it will be transferred to you.

I wish they extend lunch breaks

Granted but then lunch is in a stinky box with no internet/phone/outside connections 

i wish i could have a tree house in my backyard

Granted but that tree house can only fit babies 

I wish I don't have to go to work tom

Granted but you have to work 7 days a week for whole April.

I wish i could write poetry

granted but you can only write it in the mud because you have no paper 

i wish i was smarter

Granted you are smarter than a donkey.

I wish i was a detective

Granted but your a pet detective like Ace Ventura 

i wish i never got homework 

Granted But you will never go home from school 

i wish i could read a book with more than 1000 pages in two days.

Granted but you wont sleep and eat for the 2 days

I wish I have the motivation to do my work (especially in the next 4 days)