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Does he not move?

I can't really decide how to answer that question...let's just say that, as a long-time married woman I am limited to shagging my husband, forsaking all other things that move...no that doesn't work either...

Based on some of the comments I've seen from other Aussies (on other threads, as well as this one), it's NOT just you.

Yep - we're a pretty broadminded bunch.

It's our convict heritage.

And the fact that it's so hot most of the time that we don't wear many clothes.

And drink lots of beer.

And have tim tams. Always tim tams!

I can't really decide how to answer that question...let's just say that, as a long-time married woman I am limited to shagging my husband, forsaking all other things that move...no that doesn't work either...

As a long time married woman you are limited to  shagging just your moving husband and no one else. How's that?? 

As a long time married woman you are limited to  shagging just your moving husband and no one else. How's that?? 

That works.  That way we just don't address inanimate objects that move with the aid of electricity, right?

That works.  That way we just don't address inanimate objects that move with the aid of electricity, right?

Absolutely! If there's no pulse, and by pulse I mean blood being pumped by a heart, rather than a "setting", it doesn't count!! 

Hmmm - me thinks she doth protest too much!

Us Aussies are just downright filthy.

Or is that just me???

You could both almost be honorary Aussies with comments like that!
C'mon over! The beers are cold and the water's fine.

I'll even throw another shrimp on the barbie!

Although I have never called a prawn a shrimp! (And from what I've seen, I wouldn't call Rob one either, no matter which way he hangs!

Annnnd sheee's back! Pervy Knickers is in the building! 

Annnnd sheee's back! Pervy Knickers is in the building! 

Awww shucks. 
I never left!!!
I just get distracted sometimes...

You could both almost be honorary Aussies with comments like that!
C'mon over! The beers are cold and the water's fine.

I'll even throw another shrimp on the barbie!

Although I have never called a prawn a shrimp! (And from what I've seen, I wouldn't call Rob one either, no matter which way he hangs!

Hehe. No one in Australia calls it shrimp. It's a prawn. One of my Uncle's favourite says is " to come the raw prawn" which basically means to deceive, as in "Don't you come the raw prawn with me"

Based on some of the comments I've seen from other Aussies (on other threads, as well as this one), it's NOT just you.

  Yes, we are pretty liberal with out attitude towards most things. The best thing is we don't have much censorship on TV or radio. Nudity, swearing and 'liberal' ideas aren't worries about much. I mean, Gordon Ramsey airs at 7:30 with no bleeps.

I think I can come across as a tad crass. I'm pretty forward and blunt in my speech. It has gotten me into trouble in the past...

And I feel sorry for you all not having American football.  Tight pants & then they bend over.  Yeah. 

Oh - don't feel sorry for us! We have Rugby League AND Rugby Union!

Tight pants...and then they rip them off!!!

You have obviously not seen our Aussie rules boys in their teeny tiny shorts and guernseys, although it's best to see them the day after games in recovery; or when they rip each others shirts off during the game. We don't need your Grid Iron players, Aussie Rules players are fit.

I forgot about AFL (Aussie Rules). It's not as big up here in Queensland as it is in the southern states, but it's getting more popular:


Regardless of the football code, our Aussie boys don't need to wear helmets or padding. We have REAL MEN!!!

My barely moving husband is wondering what I'm laughing about!  The lip reading thing was great too.

So on YouTube search Robert Pattinson and look for the Ellen one from last week. There are a few short ones.  One is about his problem with zippers.  Or failure to zip? That was good. I'd link but my phone can't paste links.  And the wifi card died on my laptop.  Water and motherboards don't mix.

Luckily, my moving husband is not at home this evening so he is not sending me questioning looks as I ROFL.  I saw the Ellen clips on Rob's zipper issues.  I'll have to start checking the net for more crotch shots I guess, now that the Rob's Closet girls are no longer doing that for me.   RDMickey1989 - Where are you?