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Ellachanted · « **on:** October 02, 2012, 01:40 PM »

ADULT ONLY DISCUSSION HERE SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO WAIT! DON'T LOOK IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #1861 on:** November 16, 2012, 08:32 PM »

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what's he filming anyway? (Someone on here has to pretend what we admire is his amazing acting ability, right? )

Sorry not to answer this highly cultured and focussed question - I was distracted by all of the "sport talk".

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A dirty and dangerous near-future Western set in the Australian desert.

Dirty and dangerous ... in the Australian desert?

Sound like anyone you know?

Throw in desperate and ding!ding!ding! We have a winner!

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I wonder if he'd hire me to take care of that for him? I say "hire" but no money would need to change hands, EVER!

I've already submitted my job application - and believe me, if I had that job there would be NO changing of hands!!!

Just

to keep everything warm - obviously essential in the Australian desert!

ficfangirl · « **Reply #1862 on:** November 16, 2012, 08:38 PM »

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Funny you should say that I'm read a fic now where he is... And I am totally crushing on him!! ( I now sound like a 15 year old HS American girl; again, WTF?!)

I ALWAYS sound like a HS girl when I talk about Rob. And my oldest is in college (and I was a late bloomer when it came to having children) so you know I'm a good number of years past HS.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1863 on:** November 16, 2012, 08:39 PM »

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Woop! Woop! it sure does work! Is there more?!

You can't access these? Do you get your internet through China?

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Ellachanted · « **Reply #1864 on:** November 16, 2012, 08:39 PM »

Well shoot! I can't find the one where he talks about playing Jasper.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1865 on:** November 16, 2012, 08:40 PM »

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Sorry not to answer this highly cultured and focussed question - I was distracted by all of the "sport talk".

The movie is called The Rover. You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
A dirty and dangerous near-future Western set in the Australian desert.

Dirty and dangerous ... in the Australian desert?

Sound like anyone you know?

Throw in desperate and ding!ding!ding! We have a winner!

I've already submitted by job application - and believe me, if I had that job there would be NO changing of hands!!!

Just to keep everything warm - obviously essential in the Australian desert!

I think it's be very difficult to choose between us as I have also always thought that this little smiley

is demonstrating exactly what I'd be doing in my new role as RP's Flies Checker...

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1866 on:** November 16, 2012, 08:40 PM »

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Funny you should say that I'm read a fic now where he is... And I am totally crushing on him!! ( I now sound like a 15 year old HS American girl; again, WTF?!)

Whatcha reading?

And I just sound like a dirty old woman

But I do it anyway!

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1867 on:** November 16, 2012, 08:43 PM »

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You can't access these? Do you get your internet through China?

Does this mean the same Down Under as it does in the UK?!

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1868 on:** November 16, 2012, 08:59 PM »

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Whatcha reading?

And I just sound like a dirty old woman

But I do it anyway!

Sorry I was busy watching Rob via my Chinese internet service (bloody cheek, you Aussies, honestly!

) I'm reading And With Thee Fade Away by Derdriu OFaolain. It's a really great Edward, he's a sarcastic, ironic Mancunian living in Forks. Not sure how that happened but love him! No where near finish yet but so far so good...

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Ellachanted · « **Reply #1869 on:** November 16, 2012, 09:07 PM »

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Sorry I was busy watching Rob via my Chinese internet service (bloody cheek, you Aussies, honestly! ) I'm reading And With Thee Fade Away by Derdriu OFaolain. It's a really great Edward, he's a sarcastic, ironic Mancunian living in Forks. Not sure how that happened but love him! No where near finish yet but so far so good...

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Hmmm ...I started that one. But Oooo is that an RPattz with his zipper down? What were we talking about??? Yeah, probably what happened. I heard it was good.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1870 on:** November 16, 2012, 09:12 PM »

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Well shoot! I can't find the one where he talks about playing Jasper.

Is this it? From about 2:10?
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And if Robert Pattinson joined One Direction? I would punch him - repeatedly - in the face.

(but then kiss him better).

My five year old niece loves One Direction - sigh - It's going to be a very long Christmas Day listening to their three songs over and over and over. I might have to punch myself in the face! She is too young to expose to the glory of Rob though - even though her brother is named Jacob (yes, after the wolf! My sister-in-law and I have had LONG discussions on that topic!) - and (more disturbingly) her father (my baby brother) is named Robert!

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Does this mean the same Down Under as it does in the UK?!

I can't imagine what else it could mean - but my dirty mind is trying!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1871 on:** November 16, 2012, 09:18 PM »

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he's a sarcastic, ironic Mancunian living in Forks.

I admit, I had to google Mancunian.

I love the words you Poms use to describe which town people come from.

When I was younger, we spent a day in Liverpool, driving around asking people where they came from, and then laughing hysterically when they answered Liverpudlians

Yeah - I was much younger.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1872 on:** November 16, 2012, 09:31 PM »

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Hmmm ...I started that one. But Oooo is that an RPattz with his zipper down? What were we talking about??? Yeah, probably what happened. I heard it was good.

It is really good, but you do have to be in the mood to read in order to read it, if you know what I mean? It's very well crafted but it's not easy, there's a fair amount of stylistic writing going on in this little ol fic

This is no immature, 15 year old grammatical nightmare, garbage; nope, this scribe can write!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1873 on:** November 16, 2012, 09:36 PM »

Here's an interview the boy did in Australia a few weeks ago.

He talks about BD2, The Rover, accents (no Aussie accent from Rob

) and even tents.

Mmmm - Rob with a tent...
and I've taken us full circle!

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DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1874 on:** November 16, 2012, 09:39 PM »

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I admit, I had to google Mancunian.

I love the words you Poms use to describe which town people come from.

When I was younger, we spent a day in Liverpool, driving around asking people where they came from, and then laughing hysterically when they answered Liverpudlians

Yeah - I was much younger.

City, my darling Pervy, city not town...That would take to bloody long...Liverpool, Manchester, Birmingham and London are the 4 major cities in England so we have Liverpudlians, Mancunians, Brummies and Londoners. BTW regarding

I read it as Nob as in Nob-head!

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Here's an interview the boy did in Australia a few weeks ago.

He talks about BD2, The Rover, accents (no Aussie accent from Rob ) and even tents.

Mmmm - Rob with a tent...
and I've taken us full circle!

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When the interviewer started speaking about the desert, "I give you three days and then you'll be like, 'get me out of here!' " I laughed out loud! It just reminded me of all the stuff you've been saying about whoop whoop.

Illabeth · « **Reply #1875 on:** November 16, 2012, 10:00 PM »

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I laughed out loud when the started speaking about the desert; when the presenter said " I give you three days and then you'll be like get me out of here!" It just reminded me of all the stuff you've been saying whoop whoop.

I don't think people can quite comprehend just what the outback is like. There is literally nothing but red sand and scrub for thousands of kilometres. It's called Never Never for a reason...you never want to go there and when you do there is a good chance you'll never leave...

There is a reason 90% of the population lives on the coast...

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1876 on:** November 16, 2012, 10:06 PM »

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I don't think people can quite comprehend just what the outback is like. There is literally nothing but red sand and scrub for thousands of kilometres. It's called Never Never for a reason...you never want to go there and when you do there is a good chance you'll never leave...

There is a reason 90% of the population lives on the coast...

I think the only people who can are others who live near deserts. I have a Namibian friend who talks the same way...I use the word "talk" loosely mainly he is cursing the loss of mobile reception anytime you're within 10 miles of the place

Poor Rob probably thinks Outback and pictures anywhere outside the Watford Gap

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1877 on:** November 16, 2012, 10:11 PM »

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City, my darling Pervy, city not town...

BTW regarding I read it as Nob as in Nob-head!

When the interviewer started speaking about the desert, "I give you three days and then you'll be like, 'get me out of here!' " I laughed out loud! It just reminded me of all the stuff you've been saying about whoop whoop.

City...town...same thing when you live in whoop whoop. It's all "the big smoke" to me!

I LOVE the expression Nob-head! Reminds me of this:

The American government funded a study to see why the nob of a man's penis was larger then the shaft.

After 1 year and $380,000, they concluded that the reason that the nob of the penis was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $800,000 and 3 years of research they concluded that the reason the nob was larger than the shaft was to give more pleasure to the woman.

The Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 1 week, a cost of $75.46 and 2 cases of Foster's, they concluded that the reason the nob was bigger than the shaft was to keep the man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1878 on:** November 16, 2012, 10:16 PM »

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City...town...same thing when you live in whoop whoop. It's all "the big smoke" to me!

I LOVE the expression Nob-head! Reminds me of this:

The American government funded a study to see why the nob of a man's penis was larger then the shaft.

After 1 year and $380,000, they concluded that the reason that the nob of the penis was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $800,000 and 3 years of research they concluded that the reason the nob was larger than the shaft was to give more pleasure to the woman.

The Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 1 week, a cost of $75.46 and 2 cases of Foster's, they concluded that the reason the nob was bigger than the shaft was to keep the man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

That is it! You win, Pervy Knickers...that as to go down as the best off-topic post ever! I can't stop laughing!

Illabeth · « **Reply #1879 on:** November 16, 2012, 10:19 PM »

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I think the only people who can are others who live near deserts. I have a Namibian friend who talks the same way...I use the word "talk" loosely mainly he is cursing the loss of reception anytime you're within 10 miles of the place Poor Rob probably thinks Outback and pictures anywhere outside the Watford Gap

Haha. Yup. Pretty much the same here, unless you head into Alice Springs. The flies are the worst part though, bloody blowies. They're like black swarms of disgusting. We wear those stupid cork hats for a reason people. Even down in Victoria they are horrendous, especially around the horses. When I've been out on some of the Outback cattle stations they are almost unbearable. Then add in riding in 48 degree heat all day, not having any toilets or running water unless you're at the homestead. It's not fun.

ficfangirl · « **Reply #1880 on:** November 16, 2012, 10:30 PM »

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I think the only people who can are others who live near deserts. I have a Namibian friend who talks the same way...I use the word "talk" loosely mainly he is cursing the loss of mobile reception anytime you're within 10 miles of the place Poor Rob probably thinks Outback and pictures anywhere outside the Watford Gap

You say Outback around here (Texas) and it means a restaurant where they serve steak and bloomin' onions!

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