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ADULT ONLY DISCUSSION HERE SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO WAIT! DON'T LOOK IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED :18only: :18only: :18only: :18only:

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Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice  :-*

Because we know drypen's watching  :googlyeyes:

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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #1901 on: November 17, 2012, 10:23 PM »
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Or would it be a hunk of junk below that six pack?? :D
OMG! Yes! The junk is there!  ;D :D :D :D :D ::)
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Maybe he drank the six pack and hung the empties around his waist?
yeah, but they were drinking wine...unlike the last story I read where they kept "wining" about something.  :P

Yeah, I just ignore it as much as possible.  I will say the advantage of WIPs - because you only read a chapter at a time? The regular misuses of words aren't as annoying.  ;)
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« Reply #1902 on: November 17, 2012, 10:51 PM »
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OMG! Yes! The junk is there!  ;D :D :D :D :D ::)yeah, but they were drinking wine...unlike the last story I read where they kept "wining" about something.  :P

Yeah, I just ignore it as much as possible.  I will say the advantage of WIPs - because you only read a chapter at a time? The regular misuses of words aren't as annoying.  ;)

I think you're less likely to get tired of the lemons, as well.
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #1903 on: November 17, 2012, 10:52 PM »
Kind of off topic again but just flicked the TV on for a lazy Sunday afternoon and saw Emmett on the new Matchbox 20 clip.

He looks so much better tanned and blonde!



And apparently his GF is an Aussie girl. Here's hoping that becomes the latest trend for the Twilight boys  :NeenerNeener:
 

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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #1904 on: November 17, 2012, 10:59 PM »
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I will say the advantage of WIPs - because you only read a chapter at a time? The regular misuses of words aren't as annoying.  ;)

I think Master of the Universe only became as popular as it did because of the tension that was built while waiting for the weekly update - and the inner goddess/subconscience were more tolerable in small doses too!
 

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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #1905 on: November 17, 2012, 11:22 PM »
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I think you're less likely to get tired of the lemons, as well.
Yes! I find myself skimming through the lemons for plot a lot.  I don't need lemons every chapter.  Don't get me wrong....I have been known to read pwp, but when I'm reading a story, the lemon should be that...a squeeze here and there...like on fish or in tea.  It adds a nice flavor, but is not the primary focus of the story.   ;)

LOL! Yes, I compared a story to fish...but I love fish! Especially salmon sushi....so it's not bad ::)
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« Reply #1906 on: November 17, 2012, 11:41 PM »
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Yes! I find myself skimming through the lemons for plot a lot.  I don't need lemons every chapter.  Don't get me wrong....I have been known to read pwp, but when I'm reading a story, the lemon should be that...a squeeze here and there...like on fish or in tea.  It adds a nice flavor, but is not the primary focus of the story.   ;)

LOL! Yes, I compared a story to fish...but I love fish! Especially salmon sushi....so it's not bad ::)
I know exactly what you mean - especially when the lemons are really repetitive (I guess it's the same in the real world!).

But I did find a nice recipe for lemon tea cookies with a lemon glaze this morning - so maybe there sometimes can't be too many lemons! ;)
 

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« Reply #1907 on: November 17, 2012, 11:44 PM »
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Yes! I find myself skimming through the lemons for plot a lot.  I don't need lemons every chapter.  Don't get me wrong....I have been known to read pwp, but when I'm reading a story, the lemon should be that...a squeeze here and there...like on fish or in tea.  It adds a nice flavor, but is not the primary focus of the story.   ;)

LOL! Yes, I compared a story to fish...but I love fish! Especially salmon sushi....so it's not bad ::)

I think I like lemons more than you do...of course, I'm one of those people who will fill a glass half full of lemonade and half full of tea.  So, if we go with my version of lemon in tea...we're on the same page!
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #1908 on: November 17, 2012, 11:59 PM »
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I know exactly what you mean - especially when the lemons are really repetitive (I guess it's the same in the real world!).

But I did find a nice recipe for lemon tea cookies with a lemon glaze this morning - so maybe there sometimes can't be too many lemons! ;)
Yum! But aren't they bisquits??  :P :D
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« Reply #1909 on: November 18, 2012, 12:05 AM »
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Yum! But aren't they bisquits??  :P :D

Sorry - lost in translation. What are bisquits?


Duh, I googled bisquit and autofill suggested bisquick or biscuit.
Bisquick just sounds wrong - so glad we don't have that here.
Do you mean biscuits?
In which case LOL  :D Yes, I translated just for you! I'm bilingual!

Ahh..the English language - not confusing at all! And I blame the English for that  >:(
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Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.

The first chapter is a light, lemony comedy and the second chapter is more lemony, but more angsty - it has a lot of emotion behind it and tells a really lovely tale and is a HEA.

I even got a bit teary  :'(
but given my insane cravings for chocolate today, I might just be PMSing!

I'd like to read more by this author but apart from some Grey's Anatomy fics - which I can't stand! - and West Wing, she has only written one-shots.


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Full on tears with this one!
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #1911 on: November 18, 2012, 03:31 AM »
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #1912 on: November 18, 2012, 09:09 AM »
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Sorry - lost in translation. What are bisquits?

Duh, I googled bisquit and autofill suggested bisquick or biscuit.
Bisquick just sounds wrong - so glad we don't have that here.
Do you mean biscuits?
In which case LOL  :D Yes, I translated just for you! I'm bilingual!

Ahh..the English language - not confusing at all! And I blame the English for that  >:(
LOL! My spelling needs help! I use bisquick to make American biscuits so, though the spelling looked incorrect, I was frankly too tired to look it up.   :-\

I wasn't sure if you Aussies also called cookies biscuits ;)
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« Reply #1913 on: November 18, 2012, 09:18 AM »
Just skimming through the post on here I thought you were on about Fox's Biscuits as Vinne (The panda) calls them bisquits.  :D
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #1914 on: November 18, 2012, 09:26 AM »
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Oh nonononono! Don't get me wrong.  I love the Queen.....and her tiaras.  Especially the Vladimir one she is wearing in that picture.  But hell no, we don't want the hippy twit that comes after her!

Though William is pretty cute ;)

And um, forgive me if I'm wrong...but isn't RPattz British? I guess Edward is right...he is a bad guy :D :D
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #1915 on: November 18, 2012, 09:32 AM »
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Just skimming through the post on here I thought you were on about Fox's Biscuits as Vinne (The panda) calls them bisquits.  :D
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LOL! Yes! I complain about spelling here and I misspell a word. I see some irony here. Wait! Is it irony? I seem to remember a discussion about this. ;D
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That is freakin' awesome!  (And I'm an American!)
 

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« Reply #1917 on: November 18, 2012, 11:56 AM »
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YES! About bloody time too! it's so annoying to have to fill in those silly immigration cards every time I visit the US. And never mind Andie Macdowell. Ann What'sherface  in One Day made me cry, and not in a good way.

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Sorry - lost in translation. What are bisquits?


Duh, I googled bisquit and autofill suggested bisquick or biscuit.
Bisquick just sounds wrong - so glad we don't have that here.
Do you mean biscuits?
In which case LOL  :D Yes, I translated just for you! I'm bilingual!

Ahh..the English language - not confusing at all! And I blame the English for that  >:(

Well soon we won't have to worry about our independent cousins making up words as they go along; Her Majesty has spoken! God save the Queen!!
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« Reply #1918 on: November 18, 2012, 12:35 PM »
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Oh nonononono! Don't get me wrong.  I love the Queen.....and her tiaras.  Especially the Vladimir one she is wearing in that picture.  But hell no, we don't want the hippy twit that comes after her!

Though William is pretty cute ;)

I love a good tiara - I should wear one every day!
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I have a feeling that the hippy twit (twat) will be bypassed in favour of William.

And you gotta love Harry!
 

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« Reply #1919 on: November 18, 2012, 12:45 PM »
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I love a good tiara - I should wear one every day!
 :king:
I have a feeling that the hippy twit (twat) will be bypassed in favour of William.

And you gotta love Harry!
I have a tiara I throw on every once in a while when I'm having a bad day.  :king:

Yeah, I've heard people say that about skipping Charles, but all the experts insist it won't happen.  Though he is married to a divorcee, which is what caused his great uncle all those problems.  And? We love Harry ;D

Um isn't a twat another name for a pussy? ???
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #1920 on: November 18, 2012, 12:51 PM »

Um isn't a twat another name for a pussy? ???



Crap Ella when am I going to realize that I can't take a drink of diet pepsi when you post???? Some hilarious crap..
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