HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

I'm on the East coast so it's just after midnight

Wishing you all a very prosperous and fun year 

Arseface (or is her correct title Slapped Arseface?) will self implode now that Twilight is finished.
Girl can't act.
Maybe she gives great BJs.

And I think it's very greedy and morally corrupt of all of you married ladies to be calling dibs on the boy.

After everything that happened last year, you know he'd never even look at someone in a relationship.

Finally, being a frustrated spinster might pay off!!!

I stand corrected, her name is Slapped Arseface and she def can't act.

She must give great BJ's, lets ask Rupert! 

I have the divorce papers all filled out and ready to go  What can I say?

That and monsters inc are my fav kids movies. Warning....do not drink when Dori talks whale. I had to pause the darn Telly to clean and um...coke burns your nose.

Is this your PSA for today?

Coke does more than burn your nose! Haven't you read Dusty?

*shrugs* I can blindfold him if it will help.



 

No! It bloody well would not help!

Frustrated old spinster here, remember?

And if anyone's using blindfolds, it will be me! (and cuffs, and clamps, and a crop...50 Shades is an instruction book, isn't it?

ETD: why does my autocorrect turn "coke" into "come"
Yeah, that first comment said "Come does more than burn your nose!"
Fire Breathing Dragon, anyone?

And your address is.....just kidding 
How have you not tracked him down yet and gotten rid of arseface yet? *shakes head in disappointment*

I know, I know.....It's like we are practically next door neighbors! 

Yeah.. I wish. 

Okay, and now for something completely different..... WTF is it with all this disciplinary spanking by Carlisle? I was looking at the latest things on FFnet for Twilight and there were about 3 of them, they are rated K or T, which makes no sense other than I think these are kids writing.  The summaries are bad.  "Rosalie skipped school and is in trouble (contains disciplinary spanking)" Really??   


And, no, I haven't read them....

Is this your PSA for today?

Coke does more than burn your nose! Haven't you read Dusty?

No! It bloody well would not help!

Frustrated old spinster here, remember?

And if anyone's using blindfolds, it will be me! (and cuffs, and clamps, and a crop...50 Shades is an instruction book, isn't it?

ETD: why does my autocorrect turn "coke" into "come"
Yeah, that first comment said "Come does more than burn your nose!"
Fire Breathing Dragon, anyone?

You had me  so hard, my 10yo wanted to know what was funny, couldn't explain that to her...........maybe is about 8 or 10 years 

I think it is safe to say this is us

OMG!!!   

I was so thinking that as we were fighting over him!!!  rdmickey you have the perfect pics!

Oh, Yes, Yes, YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!   

Ella, don't skip that vid link. It is only a minute long. 

I know, I know.....It's like we are practically next door neighbors! 

Yeah.. I wish. 

Okay, and now for something completely different..... WTF is it with all this disciplinary spanking by Carlisle? I was looking at the latest things on FFnet for Twilight and there were about 3 of them, they are rated K or T, which makes no sense other than I think these are kids writing.  The summaries are bad.  "Rosalie skipped school and is in trouble (contains disciplinary spanking)" Really??   


And, no, I haven't read them....

Oh dear.
This, I get - "Carlisle, spank me. I've been a bad, bad girl".

But spanking because she skipped school - hmmm. I can't see much plot development that will grip me there!

Psa? No clue what it means. Pure sexual assistance?   
Nope, haven't read Dusty.
And your autocorrect is now using your most used vocabulary now. Lmao.

PSA  - public service announcement.

Ok - new resolution (because cutting back on foul language didn't stick)...
Cut back on dirty texts until my phone learns that what happens in a text stays in that text!!!

I can't play it.  Any hints?

If I was on my 'puter I'd track down another link.

Try googling "Robert Pattinson party trick".

For you Astro