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Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice 

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LOL!!! I wasn't thinking slash!!!! Two guys for me. 
Of course they both have to be hot!

And? In RL? I would probably freak out, worrying about everything.  So, no, it probably wouldn't happen 

Someone recc'd Heartbreak Remedy and there are some fckhot 3somes in there.  Edward and Jasper with Bella, BDSM, some experimenting.  Really good.  Right up my kinky alley. 

A very good friend of mine once watched what he thought was a ..backdoor fun video, shall we say, only it went VERY wrong and there was lots of poo everywhere. To this day I laugh when I think of how horrified he looked when he told me about it He's probably still traumatised.

I want to know how I manage to keep reading WIP stories! It's like I just see 'complete' there out of sheer will to. So annoying, especially as they all seem to be stories that havent been updated for months.

A very good friend of mine once watched what he thought was a ..backdoor fun video, shall we say, only it went VERY wrong and there was lots of poo everywhere. To this day I laugh when I think of how horrified he looked when he told me about it He's probably still traumatised.

I want to know how I manage to keep reading WIP stories! It's like I just see 'complete' there out of sheer will to. So annoying, especially as they all seem to be stories that havent been updated for months.

I bet that is a lot more common than we might think.
There were stories about that on a campfire on ADF long time ago.

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ok. so trying to post an image was a fail. i know you girls explained somewhere how to do it.

Wow! Who is Taylor Kitsch and why is this the first I've heard of him?

There goes all my pop culture cred - knows Honey Boo Boo but missed this?

Off to do some research...

There are no WORD for how horrified I am by that thought? I've seen some p o r n vids where the woman's back passage is as big as her mouth! HOW?! and how do you not inadvertently poo yourself every time you go over a bump in the road...

they dont eat!!!!!!!!!! thats why they are all so skinny.

"how do you not inadvertently poo yourself every time you go over a bump in the road..."  omg!!!!!!!!!!

I have to say that the discussions on this thread have me laughing so hard sometimes!

I swear, I love all of you so much....

Losing it over a bump in the road!!!  Around here, that would make for a very messy car.....I suppose that's what adult diapers are for though.

Yes, mom, I'm only 26 but I'm wearing diapers because my boyfriend of questionable sexual orientation likes to stick it in my a**!"

A very good friend of mine once watched what he thought was a ..backdoor fun video, shall we say, only it went VERY wrong and there was lots of poo everywhere. To this day I laugh when I think of how horrified he looked when he told me about it He's probably still traumatised.

I want to know how I manage to keep reading WIP stories! It's like I just see 'complete' there out of sheer will to. So annoying, especially as they all seem to be stories that havent been updated for months.

I get sucked in too and it takes a lot to just say no but experience has made me stronger so I can avoid the burn.

That comment refers to the WIPs, not the back door action.
That's an exit. You don't go in the out door!

However, I'm with Demaris - if Rob asked like that...

And Demaris, if I was WITH YOU, with you - I'd have the strap on.

Just saying...

There are no WORD for how horrified I am by that thought? I've seen some p o r n vids where the woman's back passage is as big as her mouth! HOW?! and how do you not inadvertently poo yourself every time you go over a bump in the road...

I had this discussion recently. A friend had seen what he called a "documentary"...on his computer...late at night...alone...

Anyway it showed a girl who had a fist so far in the back door it was knocking on the front windows. My friend said you could see it moving across her stomach, under her rib cage.

That can't be healthy! I mean, there are important organs in there.

This girl would need a colostomy bag just to jump rope!

I get sucked in too and it takes a lot to just say no but experience has made me stronger so I can avoid the burn.

That comment refers to the WIPs, not the back door action.
That's an exit. You don't go in the out door!

However, I'm with Demaris - if Rob asked like that...

And Demaris, if I was WITH YOU, with you - I'd have the strap on.

Just saying...

I had this discussion recently. A friend had seen what he called a "documentary"...on his computer...late at night...alone...

Anyway it showed a girl who had a fist so far in the back door it was knocking on the front windows. My friend said you could see it moving across her stomach, under her rib cage.

That can't be healthy! I mean, there are important organs in there.

This girl would need a colostomy bag just to jump rope!

hell

Anyway it showed a girl who had a fist so far in the back door it was knocking on the front windows. My friend said you could see it moving across her stomach, under her rib cage.

That can't be healthy! I mean, there are important organs in there.

This girl would need a colostomy bag just to jump rope!

This reminds me of something I read that should have been an entry into a 'World's worst lemon' competition. Now, normally I think we all can agree that dirty talking Edward is hot. However, telling someone you'll fu c k them so hard they'll choke on your man sword? EW! No, thankyou. I was not impressed.

I have had a scarily large number of funny experiences regarding those special videos. Perhaps the weirdest was when I could hear a roommate watching por n in his room and then realised I was reading a lemony scene whilst he was watching that.. we were practically viewing por n TOGETHER

This reminds me of something I read that should have been an entry into a 'World's worst lemon' competition. Now, normally I think we all can agree that dirty talking Edward is hot. However, telling someone you'll fu c k them so hard they'll choke on your man sword? EW! No, thankyou. I was not impressed.

I have had a scarily large number of funny experiences regarding those special videos. Perhaps the weirdest was when I could hear a roommate watching por n in his room and then realised I was reading a lemony scene whilst he was watching that.. we were practically viewing por n TOGETHER

you could each lend a hand....