Author Topic: LOCKED Twific discussion and recommendations ADULT ONLY -OVER 18 ONLY- LOCKED (Read 461329 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** October 02, 2012, 01:40 PM »

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lucylu0508 · « **Reply #4501 on:** January 03, 2013, 06:07 PM »

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Oh dear.. the disappointing moment when you've been following a story on FF for a couple of months, waiting for it to complete and then as it does, you find out it's an Edward and Leah story. No way, no how, never.

Also, do I even want to know what this 'roleplay' all over the FF Twilight forums is? I feel so out of the loop.

on Twilighted?

What fic?

Ellachanted · « **Reply #4502 on:** January 03, 2013, 06:28 PM »

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Oh dear.. the disappointing moment when you've been following a story on FF for a couple of months, waiting for it to complete and then as it does, you find out it's an Edward and Leah story. No way, no how, never.

Also, do I even want to know what this 'roleplay' all over the FF Twilight forums is? I feel so out of the loop.

Um, you can be Bella because you have orbs of chocolate & we'll let Astro be Edward because she has the strap-on. And then we'll act out scenes from the movie. Aren't you glad it's rated PG-13??

Yeah, no... no role playing unless RPattz is Edward

laurendeplume · « **Reply #4503 on:** January 03, 2013, 06:43 PM »

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on Twilighted?

What fic?

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login I want to read it just because his/her username is awesome, but I hate Leah with the fire of a thousand suns (approximately) so no can do.

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login So from what I can tell people get assigned characters and then have conversations as though they were the people from Twilight? In any case I feel much better about my small fanfic/Rob obsession now.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #4504 on:** January 03, 2013, 07:26 PM »

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You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login I want to read it just because his/her username is awesome, but I hate Leah with the fire of a thousand suns (approximately) so no can do.

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login So from what I can tell people get assigned characters and then have conversations as though they were the people from Twilight? In any case I feel much better about my small fanfic/Rob obsession now.

IdPattThat is outstanding! I was exactly the same about Leah until I read her Accidental Atonement and now I'd read ANYTHING she writes. Give it a go. AA had the sexiest but sweetest ever! I loved it!!!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #4505 on:** January 03, 2013, 07:28 PM »

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Um, you can be Bella because you have orbs of chocolate & we'll let Astro be Edward because she has the strap-on. And then we'll act out scenes from the movie. Aren't you glad it's rated PG-13??

Yeah, no... no role playing unless RPattz is Edward

Just to clarify, IF I did have a strap-on, it would only be used if Rob and Demaris were in agreement, and because Demaris won't be my bitch, well, the strap-on wont be coming out to play.

laurendeplume · « **Reply #4506 on:** January 03, 2013, 07:35 PM »

Quick rec: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login by AmandaC3. Funny, lemony, short and sweet.

Ellachanted · « **Reply #4507 on:** January 03, 2013, 07:42 PM »

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Just to clarify, IF I did have a strap-on, it would only be used if Rob and Demaris were in agreement, and because Demaris won't be my bitch, well, the strap-on wont be coming out to play.

Sorry, I have a weird sense of humor sometimes. We do need a sarcasm smiley though.....

rdmickey1989 · « **Reply #4508 on:** January 03, 2013, 07:59 PM »

Holy shits ladies. One day...just one day and my inbox was full of alerts and there was like 20 pages to skim. Therefore, I had to skim and just post one huge post, then I am off to bed.

Creating a tumblr just to have a storage place for pics? Absolutely. How do you think I have over 17000 posts in the past 1.5 years? Just to remember to reblog so it stays in your archives. Don't just follow, Reblog!

I am rarely at Facebook. Maybe once a week. I mainly comment on all the pics.

3somes. My visions are......There is never two girls involved. The men are not together, no touching except for them touching moi. It is probably why I have not read Heartbreak Remedy. Would I ever indulge in one? No, because I would refuse to share hubs and fair would be fair.

Things I won't do? Read slash or try a.n.a.l. Just um...no. That is an exit ONLY hole.

Night ladies....don't do anything I wouldn't.

ficfangirl · « **Reply #4509 on:** January 03, 2013, 08:12 PM »

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Dear. Lord. I just found possibly the hottest Hockey-ward manip of all time. Anyone got any rec's for me? I've read Misapprehension and Major Misconduct so those two are out, but I need to read something hockey related now I have this visual.

I have two Hockeyward recs, but they are WIPs

One is A Second Chance by AWellMademistake: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

The other is Home Ice Advantage by hibbleton78: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

I've been enjoying them, but they don't have a weekly update schedule or anything predictable.

ficfangirl · « **Reply #4510 on:** January 03, 2013, 08:33 PM »

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Anyone know if Breach is super angsty? I want to read it but the summary makes it sound like heartfail.

Breach is fairly angsty, but it is complete and has an HEA so it's not as heartfail as reading it as a WIP.

ficfangirl · « **Reply #4511 on:** January 03, 2013, 08:50 PM »

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Although I frequently say I am a.n.a.l, it is in the OCD way, not the let's have s.e.x that way way. On that subject, I'm with Lucylu.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #4512 on:** January 03, 2013, 09:16 PM »

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Sorry, I have a weird sense of humor sometimes. We do need a sarcasm smiley though.....

It matches my sense of humour perfectly!

You know what's not funny? Twilight role play.

If anyone on here suggests role play...nope. That shit be crazy.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #4513 on:** January 03, 2013, 09:29 PM »

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3somes. My visions are......There is never two girls involved. The men are not together, no touching except for them touching moi. It is probably why I have not read Heartbreak Remedy. Would I ever indulge in one? No, because I would refuse to share hubs and fair would be fair.

5yo niece just said that she has 3 boyfriends at kindergarten. She is going to marry two of them.

The other one can just watch.

Oh...

...so proud!

(And not bitter at all that she is getting more action than me!!!)

Her 3yo brother is going to marry his dinosaur.

Hmmmmm.

Ellachanted · « **Reply #4514 on:** January 03, 2013, 10:12 PM »

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It matches my sense of humour perfectly!

You know what's not funny? Twilight role play.

If anyone on here suggests role play...nope. That shit be crazy.

I'm totally with you on the role play. $:-\$

Though I do love watching those guys on The Big Bang Theory do their version of geek role play.

But even those online role play games? Yeah, don't really get the attraction.

Booked · « **Reply #4515 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:37 AM »

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I have brown eyes too I describe them as beautiful, dark pools of sensuality....stick your "chocolate orbs" where the sun don't shine!..And we're back to a n a l...

You girls are really the best!!! I had no time to check in today and i get greeted with a n a l (hell no), strap on (nope), 3 somes (2 guys and me please but never in RL), taylor kitsch (that cute dude was in battleship - nice, and the flop John Carter) and chocolate orbs. Haven't stopped laughing and smiling yet...

Yeah, i have brown eyes too but "chocolate orbs" is blechh... Couple that with those doing a n a l so much and the s h i t just falls out, EWWWWWWWW, grossssssss

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That's it, I think that mental image cures me of my week old p o r n and Manuel Ferrara addiction (or have to make sure there's no a n a l scenes at least

).

After someone posted Fridays at Noon outtakes that just updated, i got hooked on it again and am starting to re-read. But I had to kill time at bookstore today and picked up the Lux series by Jennifer L. armentrout and it got me sidetracked. Am off to read Obsidian, Onyx and Opal this weekend so might be quiet for a while

Chat with you guys later and you all have a nice weekend!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #4516 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:55 AM »

I was at the local newsagent today, in the sleepy, but trendy, seaside village where my parents live checking if I had won $25 million in the lotto last night when I saw 2 things that surprised and shocked the s h i t out of me. It wasn't a cheque for $25 million.

The first was, sitting up on the counter where everyone pays for their newspaper (most people are semi-retirement age or older, or young families on holiday) were 9 copies - yes, I counted, twice - of Tara Sue Me's The Submissive.

I kind of felt a little proud when I realised what it was, but that quickly went away when on the book rack, right beside the Mars and Snickers bars, and above the shelf that holds cardboard and crepe paper, was this little gem:

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Come have a roll in the hay with one of Australia′s leading rural fiction authors, Rachael Treasure, in her romping, rollicking first-ever collection of romantic stories, celebrating the sexy side of rural life. Guaranteed to get your tractor revving, FIFTY BALES OF HAY is an honest and imaginative exploration of everyday men and women getting down and dirty on the land.

From the dairy shed to the Royal Agricultural Show pavilion, Treasure′s cheeky satirical humour and wicked imagination offers up a dozen fun-filled, and sometimes poignant, tales of dust and lust. This collection will have you clamoring for a stock whip, a saddle and a jackaroo.

Guaranteed to get your tractor revving???

I didn't know whether to run out of the shop screaming, or to whip out my phone and share our recent topics of discussion.

All I can think is that there must be a lot of horny, dirty old people living here.

And my parents might be some of them.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #4517 on:** January 04, 2013, 05:12 AM »

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It matches my sense of humour perfectly!

You know what's not funny? Twilight role play.

If anyone on here suggests role play...nope. That shit be crazy.

Just checking but when you say "no role play" are we talking Twilight specific role play or...because I quite like a bit of role play..Stranded Biker is a favourite...JS

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #4518 on:** January 04, 2013, 05:41 AM »

im less tolerant with fics right now.

i tried reading Hatchet by PrettyKittyArtist and i just couldnt get into it. over 1,000 reviews.
i just thought that this edward was obnoxious and an a.s.s.

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bad boys behaviour are not appealing anymore.

im feeling old now. no patience for immature pricks.

2muchrubbish · « **Reply #4519 on:** January 04, 2013, 06:39 AM »

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You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login So from what I can tell people get assigned characters and then have conversations as though they were the people from Twilight? In any case I feel much better about my small fanfic/Rob obsession now.

This sounds like something Graham Norton would bring up the next time Rob Pattinson was on his show. I would probably die laughing, albeit sheepishly as well because it's on the site where I read most of my fan fictions!

kawaiiangel · « **Reply #4520 on:** January 04, 2013, 06:45 AM »

Love you all gals!!!!

I go away for a few days (dang work, sometimes I hate being an accountant

) and there a whole lot of alerts on my inbox and get to read alllll of them almost didn't sleep reading from 3somes, a.n.a.l, a whole lot of drull worthy pics

And I probably

with some of you about the whole a.n.a.l. s e x thing that just a no no

Oh well back to ogling Rob

I've been reading You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login And first I was laughing but now it's so hard getting through the chapters; I think its work I have a lot to do that not even reading is distracting me I'll probably will put it on hold until I'm in the mood again. It's good though

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