I get sucked in too and it takes a lot to just say no but experience has made me stronger so I can avoid the burn.

That comment refers to the WIPs, not the back door action.
That's an exit. You don't go in the out door!

However, I'm with Demaris - if Rob asked like that...

And Demaris, if I was WITH YOU, with you - I'd have the strap on.

Just saying...

I had this discussion recently. A friend had seen what he called a "documentary"...on his computer...late at night...alone...

Anyway it showed a girl who had a fist so far in the back door it was knocking on the front windows. My friend said you could see it moving across her stomach, under her rib cage.

That can't be healthy! I mean, there are important organs in there.

This girl would need a colostomy bag just to jump rope!

hell

i skimmed it. what about bleeding?

Oh Deranged_Dreamer; naughty girl, you have not been reading enough LEMONS! Lubricant, "warming up" the area by starting with fingers to "stretch", slow, careful penetration?  There shouldn't be any bleeding, if done properly, it's different from when you lose your v-card, no hymen to break, just muscle to stretch. Again, all leant by theoretical, not practical research...

I don't remember if the term "chocolate orbs" was used but I do remember in Midnight Sun Edward mentioning that Bella eyes weren't your average "flat" brown but had some sort of mysterious depth...he may have mentioned chocolate *shrug*

i have brown eyes. i hate that it is described as "your average "flat" brown".

my dad has gorgeous green/gray eyes.

Not to detract from the oh so fun topic of a.n.a.l. play (which isn't always so bad), but I have a question and a mini rant:

Where the heck did the term "chocolate orbs" in relation to Bella's eyes originate, and why do so frickin many fic authors  use this term?  Was it in the original Twilight stories, cause I just don't remember it, but I seem to see it in just about every fic I read.

Yeah so we'll have to part ways my Lebanese friend, who wears the strap-on is a deal breaker!

What "bleeding"? I don't remember any mention of bleeding in that out-take but it was a while ago when I read it....

The eyes thing irritates me, but then so do most descriptions of characters. Bella doesn't ever have brown hair, it's 'the softest, silkiest brown that shines red in the light'. Edward's eyes aren't green, they're 'shining emeralds' apart from when he gets a boner and then they're magically black-green. Just call a spade a spade! Bella has brown EYES, Edward's hair is either brown or red (none of this 'the most unnatural shade of bronze'). Maybe I should stop reading so much fluff.

I hate this too - I read a fic once (a bad fic, so I don't recall the name) and EVERY time an eye was mentioned the author wrote "orb":
I wiped the tears from her orb. 
He blinked his orb.
I had an lash in my orb.

It made MY orbs bleed!

I'm also getting a little jaded (no pun intended) with how the characters can see so much when they look into each others eyes. I know the eyes are the window to the soul  but it's getting a bit overdone. I'm waiting for:

Edward looked into Bella's eyes and could see that she'd had chicken Alfredo for lunch.