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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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welcome Cougarofrob. the more the merrier! I have seen some of the pics you posted and I think you will fit right in with no prob.


 

You guys are all so friendly, thanks for the warm welcome, glad Hathor showed me where to join in the fun. Be sure to click on those pics, you'll be glad you did.

OMG guys, I'm so excited...That quote was mine from  my one shot "Confessions of an Unconvinced Submissive"...LMAO I'm so thrilled someone has read it .

I just read it and laughed my a** off. This is exactly what I imagine happening if me and hubs would ever try this out... 

Thanks you for a great laugh! 

Hahaha, You're so right about the knicker ripping, my favorite bit was the safe word fail. lol.
 I'm glad it gave you some giggles, I try and write more unusual stories. Hathor just read my dark fic Compulsion, where I made Edward into a totally unrepentant serial Killer, think she read most of it through splayed fingers, while her hands were over her eyes. LMAO.

Yeah, the safe word fail was fun too... 

I'm so not on the mood for dark stories... but I'm reading your first story and although I usually don't read high school fics, I really like it... Just reading chapter 6, the date... snort! 

  I am crying with laughter, reading your story cougarogfrob!  Sooooooo great, so real, I love it...
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I haven't laughed so much since I read the Volturi Dairy by fetish-fanfic

  I bet

or my absolute favourite.

   

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I haven't laughed so much since I read the Volturi Dairy by fetish-fanfic

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  I bet

or my absolute favourite.

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  yeah, Volturi Dairy was fun too

But cougarofrob's was so real... 

Yer, go on laugh it up, but true I did read it a bit like this.  Not for the faint hearted
And as for Volturi Dairy, well I thought it said Volturi Diary!  Didn't even finish the first chapter on that one
But I am gonna look at Confessions of an Unconvinced Submissive, need a good laugh after Compulsion.

Aww, Hathor honey, have a stiff drink to calm your nerves. Hugs 

Hello and welcome cougarofrob!

I have to ask for the sake of the spreadsheet - where are you from, how old/tall are you and what is your shoe size?  (bra size is optional)

Is that everything you need Booked?

Based on what you have posted so far you will fit in just fine - man candy is always welcome!

I'm from the North West of England. 5'6 tall, or short depending on your height. 44 (That is almost painful to write lol, how the hell did that happen...I mustn't have been paying attention!) Two boys, aged 11 and 6 (I was a late starter)  Shoe size 6 or 7 depending on the style, or whether I like them enough to be uncomfortable all night. Bra size...let's just say big...my boobs have somewhat comedic proportions that would've impressed Benny Hill.

There you go, now you all know me as well as I know myself LMAO...and now I've publicly stripped myself naked, you're going to tell me there really is a spreadsheet I need to complete aren't you??? :'

I'm from the North West of England. 5'6 tall, or short depending on your height. 44 (That is almost painful to write lol, how the hell did that happen...I mustn't have been paying attention!) Two boys, aged 11 and 6 (I was a late starter)  Shoe size 6 or 7 depending on the style, or whether I like them enough to be uncomfortable all night. Bra size...let's just say big...my boobs have somewhat comedic proportions that would've impressed Benny Hill.

There you go, now you all know me as well as I know myself LMAO...and now I've publicly stripped myself naked, you're going to tell me there really is a spreadsheet I need to complete aren't you??? :'

Oh yes, there is a spreadsheet, kept up by Booked.  You have now been officially added!  Sure Booked will issue you a copy when it is updated.

Oh yes, there is a spreadsheet, kept up by Booked.  You have now been officially added!  Sure Booked will issue you a copy when it is updated.

All sounds very official...I've only been a member about 14 months LMAO.

there is a spreadsheet? LOL OMG, why am I just hearing of this? LOL

And now you also have to give up your details.  No good fighting it, we all went through this.  Best to just give in gracefully or Booked will be on your case!!!!