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Thread #5 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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Well, ladies, although the site is wishing me Good Afternoon it's almost 2am, so I'm gonna hit the hay. It was lovely chatting with you all and I'll be sure to pop on again soon.  :-* :-*




it was great getting to know you and you know where we are. it is only 6:46pm here.
 
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I have been reading Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb and am loving it - I just wish it were finished though.

Her completed fics are really enjoyable - definitely worth the read.
 

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ROTF You weren't joking about the bra size! Aww, 107 year old Virgin is on there, I loved her fics. Puddle Jumping was the firs fan fic I ever read, and I loved 8 days a week. *Sigh*  Wow, Loopy is a tall girl, I'm so jealous, I probably wouldn't look anywhere near as fat if I were 5.5 inches taller.
Last time I went to the doctors, they put me on the scale and asked how tall I was.  I said 8 feet.  I figured I would be so skinny at that height. 

For some reason though, she didn't believe me....  :D :D :D :D :D
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I have been reading Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb and am loving it - I just wish it were finished though.

Her completed fics are really enjoyable - definitely worth the read.
That's been on my TBR list forever.  she hasn't updated in a while. I just keep hoping it will finish soon so I can read it...  :(
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What does she do with all the info??? it all sounds very mysterious LMAO. :D :D :D :D

It's for me to stalk ya!!! **insert evil laugh here** >:D :D

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It let's us create an entirely inaccurate mental view of the people we speak to every day.

But, as Anchalee and Rickell said, nothing so nefarious but to help "picture" you. Nice to have an idea of how the people we share some of our perviest thoughts and not-so-secret secrets look like  :) :-*

Am sorry if I was remiss in asking the welcome questions. So for those we forgot to ask, pls. do share your deets now  :)

Uploading here the most updated version of the spreadsheet.  :-*

And can I just say I am so jealous of your big boobs!!!  :D :D
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That's been on my TBR list forever.  she hasn't updated in a while. I just keep hoping it will finish soon so I can read it...  :(

jayhawkbb updated Quarterback Sneak earlier this month.  It's still a WIP though.
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It's for me to stalk ya!!! **insert evil laugh here** >:D :D

But, as Anchalee and Rickell said, nothing so nefarious but to help "picture" you. Nice to have an idea of how the people we share some of our perviest thoughts and not-so-secret secrets look like  :smiley: :-*

Am sorry if I was remiss in asking the welcome questions. So for those we forgot to ask, pls. do share your deets now  :smiley:

Uploading here the most updated version of the spreadsheet.  :-*

And can I just say I am so jealous of your big boobs!!!  :D :D


All humor aside, trust me, it isn't all that it is cracked up to be to have big boobs.  I would love to have a regular size. I have to order bras on the internet, because most stores don't have a comfortable bra for me under $200 each Canadian and it goes up from there. Be happy with your size. You are missing out on the sore shoulders which can cause headaches, back issues, and when you have a conversation with a guy, he isn't looking at your face. He is talking to your boobs.  The thing that really sucks is that as I loose weight my band size goes down but not my cup size, so finding my size it going to get harder for me.

Ok, rant over. Sorry, I just had to get that off my shoulders......chest....LMAO
 

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Confessions of an unconvinced submissive by clairebamboozle
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:D :D :D :D :D :D I am crying with laughter, reading your story cougarogfrob!  :D :D :D :D :D :D Sooooooo great, so real, I love it...
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Very funny! Tartare sauce!!  :D :D
 

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All humor aside, trust me, it isn't all that it is cracked up to be to have big boobs.  I would love to have a regular size. I have to order bras on the internet, because most stores don't have a comfortable bra for me under $200 each Canadian and it goes up from there. Be happy with your size. You are missing out on the sore shoulders which can cause headaches, back issues, and when you have a conversation with a guy, he isn't looking at your face. He is talking to your boobs.  The thing that really sucks is that as I loose weight my band size goes down but not my cup size, so finding my size it going to get harder for me.

Ok, rant over. Sorry, I just had to get that off my shoulders......chest....LMAO

My stepsister, who is only 4'10", had boobs like Dolly Parton.  They were so heavy and the pressure of her bra straps on her shoulders caused her to lose the use of one arm.  It was medically necessary for her to have breast reduction surgery so she could regain the use of her arm.

Scary!
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My stepsister, who is only 4'10", had boobs like Dolly Parton.  They were so heavy and the pressure of her bra straps on her shoulders caused her to lose the use of one arm.  It was medically necessary for her to have breast reduction surgery so she could regain the use of her arm.

Scary!

Wow, that is scary! I had a reduction done 6 years ago. It helped with my shoulder & back pain. I just don't think that the doctor took enough. I was a....
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I really feel for your step-sister.
 

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jayhawkbb updated Quarterback Sneak earlier this month.  It's still a WIP though.
Thanks. Oh and thanks for linking the story last night. I'd already shut down the computer & my phone was suddenly really uncooperative. I almost threw it across the room. Hmm. Now that I think about it, I did buy a square trade policy on it   >:D


But my research indicated it was a problem with the new OS. So all the new phones& tablets are having similar issues. Oh well.  ;)
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jayhawkbb updated Quarterback Sneak earlier this month.  It's still a WIP though.

Thank you! I've been waiting for un update for ages!  Love that story!   :-*


Also, just discovered that m81170 has recently updated The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl (after more than a year hiatus).  She indicated she'd update daily from now on.  Woo-hoo!!!

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Wow, that is scary! I had a reduction done 6 years ago. It helped with my shoulder & back pain. I just don't think that the doctor took enough. I was a....
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I really feel for your step-sister.

O.M.G.!  :o a Z, DDD?! :o
Maybe you should have it reduced some more if it is still giving you back pains.  :(
My wish was just to have a B or C cup.  :P
 

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Chatty day ladies! I love it when you get on a roll. Welcome to cougarofrob and thanks for the gifs! I can't wait to read your story, it sounds like a hoot. And speaking of things that hoot (har, har), there's nothing wrong with bras in the D territory. Except that Victoria's Secret is almost always out of that size. Shopping for DDD must be really difficult.

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Thank you! I've been waiting for un update for ages!  Love that story!   :-*
Also, just discovered that m81170 has recently updated The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl (after more than a year hiatus).  She indicated she'd update daily from now on.  Woo-hoo!!!
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Awesome! Thanks for letting us know; I can't wait for this one to finish so I can read it.


So I just finished reading By Your Leave by jonesn353402 that I picked up from the 152 thread. (Not sure why it was pulled from FFN, but you can find it here and the epub in Ella's library). It was a sweet one without drama or angst, so I'm feeling a little light, which is good  considering how tied up I was yesterday while reading belladonnacullen's There is a Light (talk about angst, whew!) Anyway, after I finished the story, I went to see what else jonesn had written only to discover that she (?) is the other half of JonesnInDaHood, the collab account with hoodfabulous that wrote the great o/s In the Flesh. (Lots of love for Hoodfabulous' writing). Well, I jumped to hoodie's account only to discover that Dirty South Drug Wars completed earlier this month!!! Whoohoo! So much for alerts... Oh, and so much for remembering my ADD meds today, so sorry for rambling.  ^-^


By Your Leave by jonesn353402
Genre: Hurt-Comfort, Romance
Characters: Bella, Edward
Status: Completed
Rating: M
Chapters: 22
Words: 61,862
Summary: Honorably discharged Sergeant Major Edward Cullen meets widow Bella Black and her young son Seth. The ad says room for rent, but maybe they have more to offer each other than just space. *WINNER* Judges Vote SMYPContest 2012! *Complete*
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Re: Confessions of an unconvinced submissive by clairebamboozle
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Very funny! Tartare sauce!!  :D :D

Aww, glad you enjoyed it :)
 
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Wow, that is scary! I had a reduction done 6 years ago. It helped with my shoulder & back pain. I just don't think that the doctor took enough. I was a....
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I really feel for your step-sister.

Wow, Tricklem, your boobs were big, I'm an E cup and I moan about getting nice looking bras to fit, once you get past a d cup they tend to be like a work of engineering, inch wide shoulder straps and six inch sides, and round neck tops tend to make me feel like Hattie Jaques, but so far I haven't had any health issues, but you are right about men talking to them.
 
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Chatty day ladies! I love it when you get on a roll. Welcome to cougarofrob and thanks for the gifs! I can't wait to read your story, it sounds like a hoot. And speaking of things that hoot (har, har), there's nothing wrong with bras in the D territory. Except that Victoria's Secret is almost always out of that size. Shopping for DDD must be really difficult.

Awesome! Thanks for letting us know; I can't wait for this one to finish so I can read it.


So I just finished reading By Your Leave by jonesn353402 that I picked up from the 152 thread. (Not sure why it was pulled from FFN, but you can find it here and the epub in Ella's library). It was a sweet one without drama or angst, so I'm feeling a little light, which is good  considering how tied up I was yesterday while reading belladonnacullen's There is a Light (talk about angst, whew!) Anyway, after I finished the story, I went to see what else jonesn had written only to discover that she (?) is the other half of JonesnInDaHood, the collab account with hoodfabulous that wrote the great o/s In the Flesh. (Lots of love for Hoodfabulous' writing). Well, I jumped to hoodie's account only to discover that Dirty South Drug Wars completed earlier this month!!! Whoohoo! So much for alerts... Oh, and so much for remembering my ADD meds today, so sorry for rambling.  ^-^


By Your Leave by jonesn353402
Genre: Hurt-Comfort, Romance
Characters: Bella, Edward
Status: Completed
Rating: M
Chapters: 22
Words: 61,862
Summary: Honorably discharged Sergeant Major Edward Cullen meets widow Bella Black and her young son Seth. The ad says room for rent, but maybe they have more to offer each other than just space. *WINNER* Judges Vote SMYPContest 2012! *Complete*
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Aww, thanks for the warm welcome, I'm playing catch up this morning. I enjoyed By Your Leave too, a very sweet Edward. Sometimes you just crave some sweetness.
 
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Drotuno wrote in her A/N that Fire and Ice will likely be up to 22 chapters. She just posted Ch. 19 so this story will compelete soon. Those who don't do WIPs like me can start reading it now. It ends in another good spot and with only 3 more chapters to go, i don't think it will have anymore drastic plot twists  :) Am glad i got past my WIPhobia and decided to read this.

Now, if only "Me and Mr. Cullen", "How to Live with a Moviestar" and "Lullabies and Eternal love" will freaking update, i would be very happy.  :pulling
 

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Good Morning Everyone!  :smiley:

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O.M.G.!  :shocked: a Z, DDD?! :shocked:
Maybe you should have it reduced some more if it is still giving you back pains.  :sad:
My wish was just to have a B or C cup.  :tongue:


I would love to get another reduction done, and come down to a D cup, like I was in high school, but since our medical care system paid for the first one, it isn't likely that they will pay for another one and I just can't afford to pay for that surgery. I don't have the back shoulder pain anymore, so at least that is something.


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Chatty day ladies! I love it when you get on a roll. Welcome to cougarofrob and thanks for the gifs! I can't wait to read your story, it sounds like a hoot. And speaking of things that hoot (har, har), there's nothing wrong with bras in the D territory. Except that Victoria's Secret is almost always out of that size. Shopping for DDD must be really difficult.

Awesome! Thanks for letting us know; I can't wait for this one to finish so I can read it.


So I just finished reading By Your Leave by jonesn353402 that I picked up from the 152 thread. (Not sure why it was pulled from FFN, but you can find it here and the epub in Ella's library). It was a sweet one without drama or angst, so I'm feeling a little light, which is good  considering how tied up I was yesterday while reading belladonnacullen's There is a Light (talk about angst, whew!) Anyway, after I finished the story, I went to see what else jonesn had written only to discover that she (?) is the other half of JonesnInDaHood, the collab account with hoodfabulous that wrote the great o/s In the Flesh. (Lots of love for Hoodfabulous' writing). Well, I jumped to hoodie's account only to discover that Dirty South Drug Wars completed earlier this month!!! Whoohoo! So much for alerts... Oh, and so much for remembering my ADD meds today, so sorry for rambling.  :azn:


By Your Leave by jonesn353402
Genre: Hurt-Comfort, Romance
Characters: Bella, Edward
Status: Completed
Rating: M
Chapters: 22
Words: 61,862
Summary: Honorably discharged Sergeant Major Edward Cullen meets widow Bella Black and her young son Seth. The ad says room for rent, but maybe they have more to offer each other than just space. *WINNER* Judges Vote SMYPContest 2012! *Complete*
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Like I said, I order them on the internet because most stores don't have that size in stock. The Victoria Secrets here in Canada only carry up to DD in the store, so yes it is a big pain in the ass. Not my fav thing to do.


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Wow, Tricklem, your boobs were big, I'm an E cup and I moan about getting nice looking bras to fit, once you get past a d cup they tend to be like a work of engineering, inch wide shoulder straps and six inch sides, and round neck tops tend to make me feel like Hattie Jaques, but so far I haven't had any health issues, but you are right about men talking to them.


Wow, E is still a big size. You ever considered getting a reduction? I wish I could loose a cup size or 3 with weight loss, but I had a mammogram done and found out that it is dense breast tissue, so that won't work. Some days it is just FML.
 
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Ok, so I get up this morning and find a few of the WIP stories I have been following have updated, so I go to update them in Calibre only to find out that they aren't showing up in ff.net? Anyone else having that issue?
 
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