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Thread #5 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Re: Once and Future Lovers by littlesecret84
« Reply #4901 on: March 11, 2014, 10:39 PM »
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Okay, I skimmed the last chapter. Nope,  not reading that!!!!!!  :D

I think that one has an Edward/Rosalie pairing? I skimmed and left but it reminds me of another Edward/Rosalie fic I stumbled upon thats uploaded on the index While We Drifted We Were One by Oohlalaaa

Rosalie is forever bitchy and the characterization in that one was so good it made me curious to find some Bitchy Bella stories.. :17:
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Re: Once and Future Lovers by littlesecret84
« Reply #4902 on: March 11, 2014, 11:25 PM »
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Can someone please tell me why I have lost the key to my mind and started reading a WIP which has not been updated since March 2013 and is brilliantly written and makes me nervous and that I will not be able to get out of my mind! Fuckinsti!

Answer: You were so damned bored and was looking around for something to grab your attention. Finding an intriguing intro you got excited and decided to scan the first chapter. That led to your demise, Demaris. It grabbed you and would not let go.....till the last chapter.....rude awakening...a wip!!!!  Been down that road as you can tell. I freakin' hate that shite. Wips should come colour coded maybe then I'd not get sucked in. Maybe..

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I'm so glad, I have no problems anymore to stay away from WIPs. I can't keep up anyway! It stresses me to know the author updates and I still haven't read the last 5 chapters. I'm still finishing Stolen by Rochelle Allison very slowly. I started Badlands because I was curious, but I managed only 3 chapters so far.  :-\ I'll wait for it to be finished I suppose.

I'm reading Complicated by LyricalKris at the moment and I'm really liking it. It's angsty and really complicated like the title says and I know a girl who made the same experience as Bella in the fic, so I can relate.
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High school relationships are always more complicated than they should be. Usually, those complications are made up of the drama that is teenage life. Sometimes... it's really complicated. Edward and Bella were already there before the surprise of their young lives threw them into a life they weren't remotely prepared for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,975 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: Feb 22, 2013 - Published: Oct 17, 2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Before that I started The Breakers by les16 and flounced. Way too wordy and somehow too fluffy though the topic isn't. I can't relate to an Edward who is totally spellbound by a 7-year-old girl on first sight. No...just no...I can't relate, I'm just cringing. I don't like those kids who talk as if they know it all and are always the mediator and super witty and so on.

I tried Yes by GeekChick12 next and had to flounce too. Seemed too forced to me. Again with the too much fluff between Bella and Edward from the beginning.

On another note: I have a new physiotherapist. Hot damn! What a hottie!!!! Young, handsome, lean, but well defined and tattoed. And he smelled amazing and his hands felt fantastic!  :D He definitely made me nervous yesterday. So....somehow looking forward to the next treatment and somehow not. I have to order some shamwow panties until next week!  :P
 

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Re: Once and Future Lovers by littlesecret84
« Reply #4904 on: March 12, 2014, 01:55 AM »
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Can someone please tell me why I have lost the key to my mind and started reading a WIP which has not been updated since March 2013 and is brilliantly written and makes me nervous and that I will not be able to get out of my mind! Fuckinsti!

You should know by now to check the status and date updated. That's such a rookie mistake!!!

Now, for something really important, a little birdy told me that you are "over" The Pretty.  :o

I'm sorry, Lover, but he will always be welcome in my bed, but I'm more than happy for you to just watch.  ;)


I've always thought Rob would have something hot and throbbing between his legs.

Finally, photographic proof!

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Hey guys.

Looking for something long and complete to read ?
Preferably a mobward or a ceoward
Any suggestions ?

Thanks  ^-^
 
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Re: Once and Future Lovers by littlesecret84
« Reply #4906 on: March 12, 2014, 03:44 AM »
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Once and Future Lovers....And because I don't want to suffer alone  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login Here ya go!  >:D

Oh I had been reading this when it was still being updated.  I must admit I had forgotten it.
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Re: Once and Future Lovers by littlesecret84
« Reply #4907 on: March 12, 2014, 04:59 AM »
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NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *runs screaming from the computer*
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You should know by now to check the status and date updated. That's such a rookie mistake!!!


Oh God, I am so embarrassed; I KNEW at the start that it wasn't complete! I found it while clearing out my WIP Alerts! It was very clearly marked and I saw the last update date. I have no one to blame but myself :banghead: I have no idea why I started reading but next thing I knew  :021: I'm suckered. But it was pretty darn good, I have to say (so much so I've started On Grey Mornings You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login by the same author and complete). But yes, it has Edward with Rosalie for most of the fic and various triggers most of you ladies won't read so...and no HEA as there is no E  :D

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Now, for something really important, a little birdy told me that you are "over" The Pretty.  :o

I'm sorry, Lover, but he will always be welcome in my bed, but I'm more than happy for you to just watch.  ;)


I've always thought Rob would have something hot and throbbing between his legs.

Finally, photographic proof!

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It is sad but true no more Pretty dreams for me..Still think he's cute but Fassbender has taken over my manual, battery operated fantasies. What? Too much information?.... :D :D
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Before that I started The Breakers by les16 and flounced. Way too wordy and somehow too fluffy though the topic isn't. I can't relate to an Edward who is totally spellbound by a 7-year-old girl on first sight. No...just no...I can't relate, I'm just cringing. I don't like those kids who talk as if they know it all and are always the mediator and super witty and so on.

I agree with you completely in regards to The Breakers...I thought Edward's reaction to Bella's daughter was odd to say the least, and it was all so dramatic in a rather  ::) way. Yeah I didn't it rate it very highly and if I could flounce? I would have!


 
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At least you guys know your WIPs are probably never going to finish and you can come to terms with it.....

I love Conventioneers by Catastrophia and I know she's gonna update that one, but there is no update schedule like with her others and I'm lucky if she updates it once a year  :( :(
 
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Re: Once and Future Lovers by littlesecret84
« Reply #4909 on: March 12, 2014, 05:45 AM »
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I agree with you completely in regards to The Breakers...I thought Edward's reaction to Bella's daughter was odd to say the least, and it was all so dramatic in a rather  ::) way. Yeah I didn't it rate it very highly and if I could flounce? I would have!

Thank God I'm not alone with that.
I get the feeling your taste in fics is similar to mine. But I have to say I'm so so so glad to be able to flounce now. I had the problem in the beginning, but got over it when my hoarder tendencies grew bigger and bigger. My Calibre houses 6000 fics and 500 books at the moment. I can be sure to have something left to read even if I flounce a lot.  :P
 
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At least you guys know your WIPs are probably never going to finish and you can come to terms with it.....

I love Conventioneers by Catastrophia and I know she's gonna update that one, but there is no update schedule like with her others and I'm lucky if she updates it once a year  :( :(

Opps wrong fic.  I was thinking about another fic which get updated around very 9 months.

Tell  me about.  I get the feeling she is fairly close to completion as it stands. 
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Re: Once and Future Lovers by littlesecret84
« Reply #4911 on: March 12, 2014, 06:45 AM »
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Thank God I'm not alone with that.
I get the feeling your taste in fics is similar to mine. But I have to say I'm so so so glad to be able to flounce now. I had the problem in the beginning, but got over it when my hoarder tendencies grew bigger and bigger. My Calibre houses 6000 fics and 500 books at the moment. I can be sure to have something left to read even if I flounce a lot.  :P

Isn't it strange? I think I'm the opposite. I think when I first started reading I was able to flounce. I know the first few fics I read were Screamers, CW&IA and High Fidelity and I flounced them all at the time, (yes, yes, yes! I flounced CW&IA and I haven't gone back! And I stand by my choices! *big sigh* Oh, SavvyB.. I have gone back and finished High Fidelity, put away your twitchy palm Leblov..) But as I got more entrenched in Twifandom I just can't do it any more...And trust me, I have way too many to ever have to worry about running out and let me not start on the number of books; I have been shown the pirate seas! (the things I've learnt on here are just...*shakes head* I have no words  :D)
 
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Re: Once and Future Lovers by littlesecret84
« Reply #4912 on: March 12, 2014, 07:42 AM »
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Isn't it strange? I think I'm the opposite. I think when I first started reading I was able to flounce. I know the first few fics I read were Screamers, CW&IA and High Fidelity and I flounced them all at the time, (yes, yes, yes! I flounced CW&IA and I haven't gone back! And I stand by my choices! *big sigh* Oh, SavvyB.. I have gone back and finished High Fidelity, put away your twitchy palm Leblov..) But as I got more entrenched in Twifandom I just can't do it any more...And trust me, I have way too many to ever have to worry about running out and let me not start on the number of books; I have been shown the pirate seas! (the things I've learnt on here are just...*shakes head* I have no words  :D)

You just need to find some where the writing is so bad (juvenile, spag, inconsistencies in time and pov) that it is impossible to finish.  That is how I learned to flounce (although I still don't call it flouncing, I may some day return to those stories).
 

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Re: Once and Future Lovers by littlesecret84
« Reply #4913 on: March 12, 2014, 07:56 AM »
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You just need to find some where the writing is so bad (juvenile, spag, inconsistencies in time and pov) that it is impossible to finish.  That is how I learned to flounce (although I still don't call it flouncing, I may some day return to those stories).
LOL! This is me too!  I put the story down because I'm bored or it's annoying. But I'll go back someday. Only then I forget I'm reading it. Works great. ;D
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At least you guys know your WIPs are probably never going to finish and you can come to terms with it.....

I love Conventioneers by Catastrophia and I know she's gonna update that one, but there is no update schedule like with her others and I'm lucky if she updates it once a year  :( :(

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Opps wrong fic.  I was thinking about another fic which get updated around very 9 months.

Tell  me about.  I get the feeling she is fairly close to completion as it stands. 

Me and Mr. Cullen!!!  :pulling
 

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Re: Once and Future Lovers by littlesecret84
« Reply #4915 on: March 12, 2014, 09:38 AM »
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Can someone please tell me why I have lost the key to my mind and started reading a WIP which has not been updated since March 2013 and is brilliantly written and makes me nervous and that I will not be able to get out of my mind! Fuckinsti!
I can't tell you how many times I have done that knowing that it's not been updated in ages and like you hun not being able to flounce.
I torture myself into thinking that if I read it they might update it as if they are just waiting for me to read it.  ^-^ :D

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I've always thought Rob would have something hot and throbbing between his legs.

Finally, photographic proof!

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God, what I wouldn't give to be between Rob and Dane.  :P :P
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Me and Mr. Cullen!!!  :pulling
Arghhh, don't get me started on this fic.  >:( >:( :( :(
 

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I didn't realize that I had left my phone in our Estate Agents office today until she rang an informed the hubby 4 hours later.  ^-^
I know that she looked at it because she kept blushing every time she looked at the hubby as I think you all know by now I seriously don't own any pics of him without Junior making an appearance and there maybe one or two (okay I confess, there's several) videos of him in the changing room at work, or getting into or out of the showers etc on there as well.  ^-^ :P

So if ain't bad enough that our Estate Agent already dry humps him every time we see her, she's now probably gonna just leave the "dry" out of it and go straight to the humping part.  ;) >:(
Oh well, at least the pics and videos put something in her "bank" for later, I suppose.  :P :P :D :D
 

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I didn't realize that I had left my phone in our Estate Agents office today until she rang an informed the hubby 4 hours later.  ^-^
I know that she looked at it because she kept blushing every time she looked at the hubby as I think you all know by now I seriously don't own any pics of him without Junior making an appearance and there maybe one or two (okay I confess, there's several) videos of him in the changing room at work, or getting into or out of the showers etc on there as well.  ^-^ :P

So if ain't bad enough that our Estate Agent already dry humps him every time we see her, she's now probably gonna just leave the "dry" out of it and go straight to the humping part.  ;) >:(
Oh well, at least the pics and videos put something in her "bank" for later, I suppose.  :P :P :D :D

LMAO, maybe it is time for a password on that phone.

 :D :D :D :D :D
 
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LMAO, maybe it is time for a password on that phone.

 :D :D :D :D :D
Lol, I do have a password for it but the phone is knackered, so it doesn't work anymore.  :D :D
And I only have another 8 or 9 weeks till I can get an upgrade. 
 
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I didn't realize that I had left my phone in our Estate Agents office today until she rang an informed the hubby 4 hours later.  ^-^
I know that she looked at it because she kept blushing every time she looked at the hubby as I think you all know by now I seriously don't own any pics of him without Junior making an appearance and there maybe one or two (okay I confess, there's several) videos of him in the changing room at work, or getting into or out of the showers etc on there as well.  ^-^ :P

So if ain't bad enough that our Estate Agent already dry humps him every time we see her, she's now probably gonna just leave the "dry" out of it and go straight to the humping part.  ;) >:(
Oh well, at least the pics and videos put something in her "bank" for later, I suppose.  :P :P :D :D
Hmmm, too bad I don't live closer. You could accidentally leave it at my office. :D :D :D :D
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Lol, I do have a password for it but the phone is knackered, so it doesn't work anymore.  :D :D
And I only have another 8 or 9 weeks till I can get an upgrade.

I hope you can transfer your photos and videos - sounds like you have some hot stuff.  :fire: :fire:

*color me envious*
 
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