Author Topic: Twific Discussion and Recommendations - Part Five - OVER 18 ONLY - ADULT ONLY (Read 1455518 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** October 09, 2013, 10:40 AM »

Thread #5 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general. But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement.

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

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Chilibabe · « **Reply #541 on:** October 18, 2013, 09:36 AM »

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I skimmed this as it was one of my many WIPs, but what I read was pretty good.
Now that it's complete I'll try to read it properly soon.

OK, I'll trust you and put it on my TBR

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What a great idea hun. I hope that it works for your son.

Thanks. My son wasn't impressed though, but he is always wary with new things and he didn't want to "work" during his fall break. I told him he has no choice, I already enrolled him.

I'm sure he will like it in the end.

Loopy · « **Reply #542 on:** October 18, 2013, 10:10 AM »

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Something to read when you need a huge cry...

Say Goodbye
Author: MariahajilE PM
Sadness, anger, acceptance, love. This is the story of Bella Cullen's goodbye.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Bella · Edward - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,507 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 07-26-13 - Published: 12-16-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8800933
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OMG, I should really read warnings a bit more often.

I don't need help with crying as it fells like I've been doing that constantly for the last 2 years.

But when I read this, crying doesn't even describe what I was like.

The hubby walked into the bedroom, saw me and was like "oh for f*ck sake what happened now? Did you fart or something?"
When I tried to tell him that I was crying for a proper reason he just rolled his eyes, telling me that fics/books aren't real.
How dare he!!

Loopy · « **Reply #543 on:** October 18, 2013, 10:12 AM »

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OK, I'll trust you and put it on my TBR

Thanks. My son wasn't impressed though, but he is always wary with new things and he didn't want to "work" during his fall break. I told him he has no choice, I already enrolled him. I'm sure he will like it in the end.

Lol, I don't know if that's a good thing - trusting me.

That's kids for you, they complain about everything but in the end, they end up liking it most of the time.

Caro · « **Reply #544 on:** October 18, 2013, 11:08 AM »

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The hubby walked into the bedroom, saw me and was like "oh for f*ck sake what happened now? Did you fart or something?"
When I tried to tell him that I was crying for a proper reason he just rolled his eyes, telling me that fics/books aren't real.
How dare he!!

Men they just don't understand these things.

lamelurker · « **Reply #545 on:** October 18, 2013, 11:17 AM »

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Men they just don't understand these things.

At least he didn't blame it on hormones!

Loopy · « **Reply #546 on:** October 18, 2013, 11:40 AM »

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At least he didn't blame it on hormones!

Too right hun.

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Men they just don't understand these things.

Lol, that would of been his next complaint I'm sure but then I distracted him to shut him up.

Caro · « **Reply #547 on:** October 18, 2013, 12:20 PM »

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Too right hun. :DLol, that would of been his next complaint I'm sure but then I distracted him to shut him up.

Quite rightly so.

Men are strange creatures, I ask hubs to do the shopping, gave him a short list and explained what I wanted. He came back with nothing that I ask for. When I asked him why his reply was "I don't know".

limomx2 · « **Reply #548 on:** October 18, 2013, 12:39 PM »

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Quite rightly so. Men are strange creatures, I ask hubs to do the shopping, gave him a short list and explained what I wanted. He can back with nothing that I ask for. When I asked him why his reply was "I don't know".

Sooo sounds like my husband..

Hmmmm, Has anyone seen this article??

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Chilibabe · « **Reply #549 on:** October 18, 2013, 12:39 PM »

Tick Tock
Author: TrueEnglishRose PM
She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one and now she has to deal with the family, including Edward. Written purely for laughs. Edward and Bella.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Bella · Edward - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,269 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 07-25-13 - Published: 09-21-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7400457

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Sweetkissy · « **Reply #550 on:** October 18, 2013, 01:12 PM »

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Tick Tock
Author: TrueEnglishRose PM
She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one and now she has to deal with the family, including Edward. Written purely for laughs. Edward and Bella.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Bella · Edward - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,269 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 07-25-13 - Published: 09-21-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7400457

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This story...

Chapters 6, 8 and 9

When I read this story first time last spring " OMG "

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DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #551 on:** October 18, 2013, 01:28 PM »

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Hmmmm, Has anyone seen this article??

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Please, someone explain to me why I get such a thrill every time I hear the FSOG film has run into yet another brick wall?! I mean, I'm not by nature a vindictive person or.....drown puppies or anything, and yes, right from the start, as soon as I finished reading that pile of tur...those books I thought. 'Pleassssse don't let this ever be turned into a film'. But still every time I read an article like the above I cackle like a Macbeth witch! I need help.....or Jesus.

Sweetkissy · « **Reply #552 on:** October 18, 2013, 01:31 PM »

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Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post EclipseFollow/FavoriteRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Edward · Bella - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 07-28-09 - Published: 12-27-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4747726

Poor Bella or poor Cullen family???

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limomx2 · « **Reply #553 on:** October 18, 2013, 01:38 PM »

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Please, someone explain to me why I get such a thrill every time I hear the FSOG film has run into yet another brick wall?! I mean, I'm not by nature a vindictive person or.....drown puppies or anything, and yes, right from the start, as soon as I finished reading that pile of tur...those books I thought. 'Pleassssse don't let this ever be turned into a film'. But still every time I read an article like the above I cackle like a Macbeth witch! I need help.....or Jesus.

You are not alone. I have yet to read the books, Fanfiction or the published version. The only reason i was going to see the movie was because Charlie Hunnam was going to be Christian and lord knows he is just like my God........

. But now that he is not going to be in it

the pull to see is gone POOF

lamelurker · « **Reply #554 on:** October 18, 2013, 01:51 PM »

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Please, someone explain to me why I get such a thrill every time I hear the FSOG film has run into yet another brick wall?! I mean, I'm not by nature a vindictive person or.....drown puppies or anything, and yes, right from the start, as soon as I finished reading that pile of tur...those books I thought. 'Pleassssse don't let this ever be turned into a film'. But still every time I read an article like the above I cackle like a Macbeth witch! I need help.....or Jesus.

I hear you. I'm not sure why I'm so interested in watching this train wreck either. But I'm hooked.

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Sooo sounds like my husband..

Hmmmm, Has anyone seen this article??

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I believe Hunnam was unhappy with the script! I looked up the screenwriter and her most notable work is Debbie Does Dallas The Musical. Not a good sign people, even considering what she's adapting. I still can't believe they're trying to make 3 R-rated films out of those books. I liked reading them, but can't see translating it to film without massive rewriting. Kudos to Hunnam for trying to develop Christian's character and dropping out before working on a bad project.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #555 on:** October 18, 2013, 03:52 PM »

How did BellaScotia, who wrote Secrets and Lies, also write the tosh that's Between Ordinary and Extraordinary? I mean this story is shaping up to be ridiculous! By some fluke you 'meet' Edward Cullen actor extraordinaire, half an hour after meeting you do the horizontal mumbo with him for two days (that I get....) , but then you're enough of a freak to admit that you used to stalk him on the internet and watch clips over and over of him licking his lips?! I'll tell you ladies now, if I ever meet The Pretty I will pretend to have no knowledge of any such thing as Twifics or in fact, anything Twilight related, and I'd deny my membership of PTS's quicker than Peter denied Christ!

I'm off to the doctor's tomorrow to see if I can sign up for Flounce Gene therapy...otherwise I am never going to make it up this library...

jackief1 · « **Reply #556 on:** October 18, 2013, 03:58 PM »

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Tick Tock
Author: TrueEnglishRose PM
She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one and now she has to deal with the family, including Edward. Written purely for laughs. Edward and Bella.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Bella · Edward - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,269 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 07-25-13 - Published: 09-21-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7400457

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Loved it!!

jackief1 · « **Reply #557 on:** October 18, 2013, 04:01 PM »

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Please, someone explain to me why I get such a thrill every time I hear the FSOG film has run into yet another brick wall?! I mean, I'm not by nature a vindictive person or.....drown puppies or anything, and yes, right from the start, as soon as I finished reading that pile of tur...those books I thought. 'Pleassssse don't let this ever be turned into a film'. But still every time I read an article like the above I cackle like a Macbeth witch! I need help.....or Jesus.

I guess I am the only person in the free world who has not read FSOG?!? All the talk I read though, I just don't have the desire...

Chilibabe · « **Reply #558 on:** October 18, 2013, 04:05 PM »

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I guess I am the only person in the free world who has not read FSOG?!? All the talk I read though, I just don't have the desire...

Nope, you're not the only one. Never read it, don't want to. Welcome to the club!

Chilibabe · « **Reply #559 on:** October 18, 2013, 04:11 PM »

OK, I know you all don't like drabbles. But this one? Wow, THAT is a real drabble, not OS cut into annoying pieces, drabbles.

Very angsty.

Decisions
Author: WhatIfThingsWereDifferent PM
He didn't want me. I don't know if he ever did.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Angst/Drama - Bella - Chapters: 111 - Words: 13,529 - Reviews: 1,144 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 06-30-13 - Published: 12-31-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8858949
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I'll post the first chapter for you in a spoiler, just so you can see...

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Caro · « **Reply #560 on:** October 18, 2013, 04:30 PM »

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OK, I know you all don't like drabbles. But this one? Wow, THAT is a real drabble, not OS cut into annoying pieces, drabbles.

Very angsty.

Decisions
Author: WhatIfThingsWereDifferent PM
He didn't want me. I don't know if he ever did.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Angst/Drama - Bella - Chapters: 111 - Words: 13,529 - Reviews: 1,144 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 06-30-13 - Published: 12-31-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8858949
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I'll post the first chapter for you in a spoiler, just so you can see...

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You are such a naughty tease.

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