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Offline Ellachanted

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Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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I love the atmosphere here, everybody is so friendly, helpful and never judges.  :-*

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Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,884 - Reviews: 1924 - Updated: 3-27-13 - Published: 9-20-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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and really liked it.

That Bella too had a bunch of cyber friends from everywhere she found reading fanfiction  ;) and they met up in a more private chatroom or forum to talk more privately, help each other etc. Yeah, something I definitely dream about...  :-*

Thanks! Added to my TBR. I can't wait to meet this Bella and her cyber friends.  :-*

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I'm pretty sure there IS such a story and long long ago I've read it.
Bella was an exotic dancer and Edward offered her a lot of money after a private dance for a date I think.
She declined and said something like "I would have said yes if you'd just asked"
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I really have to find it again!

I would love to read this too if you ever do find it!
 
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If we ever do meet somewhere and my husband and kids are there please remember that I know you from on "online book club."

 :D :D :D

Seriously.  My husband is ridiculously jealous (he gets mad when He thinks I read too much) and would never understand my Robsession!

 

My Hubby knows, but, the rest of the family think I am in an online book club too!   :D

When I read real books if he thought I was spending too much time reading (and therefore ignoring him)  he would put them on the top of the wardrobe where I couldn't reach them!
 

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My Hubby knows, but, the rest of the family think I am in an online book club too!   :D

When I read real books if he thought I was spending too much time reading (and therefore ignoring him)  he would put them on the top of the wardrobe where I couldn't reach them!

I always have to cover my iPad when my kids come around trying to peek-- there little eyes always go right to the avi.  "who is that mom?"

My husband gets grumpy and sulks.  Although we have tried a few things that i've read about in fanfiction.  The wartenberg wheel is pretty cool.  He should be happy I'm reading and looking at Rorporn!
 
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I cannot even imagine the noise level in the room if we ever did manage to meet up!

The accents would be amazing as well as guessing who was who!   Oh well, I can dream.   :laugh:

Some people have cyber bullies - I have cyber friends.   :-*

I think our night would go like this...




there will, of course, be liquor




which will lead to this...



maybe even...



and...



I just hope one of us doesn't end up like this chick...



But no matter how drunk we are, we wouldn't let Loopy do this...



the next morning


 
I would rather cuddle then have sex.  If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.
 

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I think our night would go like this...




there will, of course, be liquor




which will lead to this...



maybe even...



and...



I just hope one of us doesn't end up like this chick...



But no matter how drunk we are, we wouldn't let Loopy do this...



the next morning


 

 :D :D :D :D
This looks great!
So, when are we doing this?
 

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LINK SydneyAlice - Stripped Bare
« Reply #1206 on: July 10, 2013, 03:25 PM »
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I'm pretty sure there IS such a story and long long ago I've read it.
Bella was an exotic dancer and Edward offered her a lot of money after a private dance for a date I think.
She declined and said something like "I would have said yes if you'd just asked"
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I really have to find it again!

This sounds like Stripped Bare by SydneyAlice.  Really liked this short fic. 

here's the link for any who are interested
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I would rather cuddle then have sex.  If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.
 

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I think our night would go like this...




there will, of course, be liquor




which will lead to this...



maybe even...



and...



I just hope one of us doesn't end up like this chick...



But no matter how drunk we are, we wouldn't let Loopy do this...



the next morning


 

I want to see loopy doing that...
 
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Re: LINK SydneyAlice - Stripped Bare
« Reply #1208 on: July 10, 2013, 03:32 PM »
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This sounds like Stripped Bare by SydneyAlice.  Really liked this short fic. 

here's the link for any who are interested
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Yes, that's the one!
i just hope there would be more such stories, not everybody is buyable
 
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LOL Ohmy so much going on in those gifs!  The pregnant belly one... is that real?  I am so gullible!  For a minute I thought the purple unicorn posted a while back was real.  j/k :D

Oh and btw, I somehow got side tracked and started FAP instead of Maybe.   I love it so far!   Definitely needed something light after reading Losing Hope.

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But before i go, i also love colleen hoover's Slammed trilogy. However, have not read Hopeless or Losing Hope yet. Heard it was angsty with a dark subject matter so am not in a hurry to read it.  :(

Good night ladies!
Yes, very dark and very intense.   I rarely cry when reading (movies are another story), but this one really got to me!  It's such a beautiful story though so I'm glad I read them both.
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I think our night would go like this...




there will, of course, be liquor




which will lead to this...



maybe even...



and...



I just hope one of us doesn't end up like this chick...



But no matter how drunk we are, we wouldn't let Loopy do this...



the next morning


 

I'm in!

Say when and where so I can start saving for the tickets!

I'd say we meet up at Astro's house. She has the vodka and a sexy lawn mowing neighbor  ;)
 
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I love the atmosphere here, everybody is so friendly, helpful and never judges.  :-*

I just read

 Try » reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,884 - Reviews: 1924 - Updated: 3-27-13 - Published: 9-20-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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and really liked it.


Am reading this now and it SO good!  My knowledge of rugby is as limited as Bella's so when she mentioned
Dieux du Stade I went ahead and googled it.

Dieux du Stade- (English: Gods of the Stadium)is the title of two books and several calendars and DVDs first published in 2001, featuring nude and semi-nude photographs of members of Stade Français, a Paris-based domestic French rugby team. In more recent years, players from other rugby union clubs and athletes from other sports have also been included.

You'll want to see this video of these Gods:
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I'm in!

Say when and where so I can start saving for the tickets!

I'd say we meet up at Astro's house. She has the vodka and a sexy lawn mowing neighbor  ;)

Yes! astro's house! And we need to go see a Rugby match or game or whatever it's called. I need to expand my Rugby horizons!
 
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I'm in!

Say when and where so I can start saving for the tickets!

I'd say we meet up at Astro's house. She has the vodka and a sexy lawn mowing neighbor  ;)

He moved. No sexy neighbor anymore.

:(
 
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Offline rdmickey1989

2muchrubbish - that's exactly how I picture all of us. I laughed out loud and no-one is home but me. The cat jumped though.

I would love to meet up and I have swore before I die, I am gonna get to Aussie. It's the 24 hr plane ride that keeps me away. Well that and all the kids that are slowly leaving the nest. Youngest moves to college the week after we get back from vacation.

I started the angel series. More than half way through, and I'm struggling. It's not that it's full of spag, just getting kinda redundant. I usually bring it up and find all sorts of reasons to do something else. I am thinking I need to start something else, take a chp at a time like a wip. Just don't know what I want to read. Maybe I need to read 107yroldvirgin? Seems everyone else is, and I haven't read any of her work.

Avrildulac, I saw you are reading the same wip I am. Your review was close to mine. Conventioneers by
Catastrophia. Mase is gonna kill me !!! I wish I had an update daily. Forget. Sleep.  I can do without.


 

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Re: 107yearoldvirgin - Maybe
« Reply #1214 on: July 10, 2013, 05:25 PM »
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Thanks to Rickell, Astro and Ella for inspiring me to read Maybe by 107yearoldvirgin.

I read the version where it came in two parts with Maybe 2 entitled You're The One. I really enjoyed both, but the first part more so. However, it was lovely to read Edward grow from a$$ to sweet rockerward, which I would've missed without Pt 2.

I really liked the writing, so I'm going to give another of her stories a shot. I was debating FAP or Puddle Jumping because I heard them mentioned here before, but I don't have summaries for these or any of 107's stories. Any thoughts or rec's?
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Re: 107yearoldvirgin - Maybe
« Reply #1215 on: July 10, 2013, 05:54 PM »
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I started to read this last night but my 1 piece copy was not good. the last line of some pages was cut in half and continued to the first line of the next page (this is the 1 piece in the link, by storymaster). Thank you for your wonderful index!  :)  I downloaded the 2 part version which is better than the 1 piece.
I think I have almost all of her stories in mobi if the PDFs are bad. 

I also think the 2 part one is the one 107yearoldvirgin loaded onto Google docs.  They are probably still there too.... ;D
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Re: 107yearoldvirgin - FAP and Puddle Jumping
« Reply #1216 on: July 10, 2013, 06:01 PM »
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If memory serves, she got reported back in the witchhunt 2012 at FF. She took everything down and her profile. It was on her blog for awhile and even now that is closed. I remember something about her hubs pushing to publish since she was a stay at home mom, but she was kinda scared. Sorry. My memory isn't what it use to be. *snort* all of my parts are not what they use to be.

She even came by here for a chat or two back in May.
The first time she pulled she said it was because of her husband and spending too much time writing for no pay.  Like it's that easy to make money writing.

I don't know what happened the second time.  She was there one day and gone the next.... And she had posted everything in PDF form on Google Docs before she left the first time.  So we missed her writing but didn't lose anything.
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Re: 107yearoldvirgin - FAP and Puddle Jumping
« Reply #1217 on: July 10, 2013, 06:04 PM »
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The first time she pulled she said it was because of her husband and spending too much time writing for no pay.  Like it's that easy to make money writing.

I don't know what happened the second time.  She was there one day and gone the next.... And she had posted everything in PDF form on Google Docs before she left the first time.  So we missed her writing but didn't lose anything.

Yup. That is where I got my copy of her work. Seems my copy of Maybe is 516 PDF pages. It is Maybe and Maybe 2 combined. It also looks like it has a content page. If anyone needs that, I can send your way as well.
 
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If we ever do meet somewhere and my husband and kids are there please remember that I know you from on "online book club."

 :D :D :D

Seriously.  My husband is ridiculously jealous (he gets mad when He thinks I read too much) and would never understand my Robsession!

 
Bwahahahahahaha    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Though really? We do talk about online books....  Well, they are "books" when I download them and put them on my kindle.... :P
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2muchrubbish - that's exactly how I picture all of us. I laughed out loud and no-one is home but me. The cat jumped though.

I would love to meet up and I have swore before I die, I am gonna get to Aussie. It's the 24 hr plane ride that keeps me away. Well that and all the kids that are slowly leaving the nest. Youngest moves to college the week after we get back from vacation.

I started the angel series. More than half way through, and I'm struggling. It's not that it's full of spag, just getting kinda redundant. I usually bring it up and find all sorts of reasons to do something else. I am thinking I need to start something else, take a chp at a time like a wip. Just don't know what I want to read. Maybe I need to read 107yroldvirgin? Seems everyone else is, and I haven't read any of her work.

Avrildulac, I saw you are reading the same wip I am. Your review was close to mine. Conventioneers by
Catastrophia. Mase is gonna kill me !!! I wish I had an update daily. Forget. Sleep.  I can do without.
I am ready FAP by 107yearoldvirgin...   my first by her and it is AWESOME!   I love it!   
 

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He moved. No sexy neighbor anymore.

:(
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